Friday, April 28, 2006

MUSIC IS MY SKYE FRIDAY





From OUTER SPACE:

Hey LOVE DOGS!!!

The music?! Where is it?! Well, I got almost all of the songs mixed and they sound absolutely wonderful! There are just a couple tracks (the singles) that we had to work on a bit more to make sure the world can handle them. I don't wanna blow anyone's head off, I just want they're brains to burst! If everything goes the way it should it'll be out this AUGUST! **fingers crossed**

BARBIE DIARIES!!!

Out MAY 9th!!! I'm soooo excited! My childhood fantasy is finally coming true!!! I am one with Barbie... I'm Barbie's singing voice!!! Woooo! Plus, all the bonus footage I've filmed, sure paid off, 'cause it looks great on the DVD! So check it out! Four new songs and tons of SKYE footage!

JUNOS!!!

Where's the music at? Barbie and Juno info!

Hey LOVE DOGS!!!

The music?! Where is it?! Well, I got almost all of the songs mixed and they sound absolutely wonderful! There are just a couple tracks (the singles) that we had to work on a bit more to make sure the world can handle them. I don't wanna blow anyone's head off, I just want they're brains to burst! If everything goes the way it should it'll be out this AUGUST! **fingers crossed**

BARBIE DIARIES!!!

Out MAY 9th!!! I'm soooo excited! My childhood fantasy is finally coming true!!! I am one with Barbie... I'm Barbie's singing voice!!! Woooo! Plus, all the bonus footage I've filmed, sure paid off, 'cause it looks great on the DVD! So check it out! Four new songs and tons of SKYE footage!

JUNOS!!!

I had sooo much fun stomping down the red carpet with my combat boots and my video camera! I predicted that "had a bad day" guy would win anyway! But all's good because I had a better dress then him! I took my grandma and she had a great time too! Rock on y'all!


1) I bet Skye HATES "Had a Bad Day." She said "predicted," not "was glad that" or "didn't want to fucking strangle that whiny little bitch after I found out that."

2) I guess music is my boyfriend, too. He usually treats me nice, but there are those days...

3) Dude who takes her grandma to the Junos. SKYE SWEETNAM.

4) AUGUST??? You're killing me here, when are your crazy internet-friendly boardies gonna LEAK THIS STUFF. Don't worry, kids, RIAA is just fostering an atmosphere of paranoia in an attempt to establish a utopian/dystopian binary for online communication, which is a myth! They won't actually do anything! It's all in these books I've been reading!

5) That looks very cold. How long were you two out there???

6) Brainbrat v. bratbrain v. brainybrat v. bubblebraint. Which of these does not belong? Discuss.


Thursday, April 27, 2006

Tyke + Punk = ?



To cleanse the palate of a rant. This one's hovering somewhere between 10-20 of the year right now, a lot of fun and boy vocals that don't grate -- a rare commodity round these parts lately. Ashley Parker Angel vocals on "Let U Go" are nice, but other stuff suggests that that's just Max and co. talking(/singing). Ash, it's OK, O-town is far far away from wherever the hell you are now. Just follow the nice Swedish gentlemen...and remember, NOBODY liked "Semi-Charmed Life." Fire the Matrix. (You too, Skye.)

Snotty pop-punk vocals meet "sings like a girl." They're cute, they're cuddly, and the Hanson comparisons only go so far (no Mormon vibes, it's all NJ Hot Topic 8th grade brat punk...actually, I bet they shop at Kohls like me)...this is straight power pop, really. Man, the guard has changed..."S Club 7 and all those boybands"? Might wanna run that one by Rachel Stevens. See, YOUR BAND is a BOYBAND now. A pretty good one. Mandy likes this. That's why you're with Mandy now, NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL, DUMMY. Wow, just skimmed the full lyrics for the first time...the rest of this song is completely devoid of any content whatsoever. Awesome. Although I wonder how it might have improved if it was a story of HOW he (they?) got with Mandy. As is, flash forward (in the first verse!) and she's just kind of...sitting there smiling blankly and blondly while they sing like a buncha girls.

This song doesn't even think about crossing the 3-minute mark. I bet they could shave it down to less than 2:30, actually.

Album available in Dec. (if it isn't pushed back again), downloadable in May. Seriously, record companies, just let Myspace handle the important stuff, this is idiotic. (Also, push NFTB2 back any further and you'll feel the wrath of my ALL CAPS POSTS. Mixes almost finished, album release date is August, more info on Skye Friday, which I might just start calling Skyeday to go with the streamlined, ridiculously expensive web redesign.)

Jonas Bros - Mandy (YSI)

And guys, just for reference, they can break it down for you by member (careful who yer lumping in with whom, boyband bratz):

S Club 7 - S Club Party

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Maybe I Just M!ssundaztood...


Yes, but are you you?

Critique-as-you-listen (because it's fun!):

[Pre-free association caveat: I haven't really followed Pink and therefore can't compare this album to M!ssundaztood or Try This. But I don't think I'm necessarily missing something by not having heard the album -- if anything, I'd like to take my observations here and see how they work with/against the other album. This is provocative (the anti-Truth Squad album? The "truth" is avoiding all provocation? Beyond sexual? OK, maybe ya misspoke...but don't claim TRUTH for your squad before you and your handlers have really thought it through!) and it's also frustrating and ultimately kind of a mess, and I'm excited to hear a "better" version of it, if the two albums are in fact comparable.]

1. Stupid Girls

Hm, don't know about this one. Song's OK but the ideas running through don't sit well with me -- this feels like Mean Girls logic to me...because you girls (Paris Hilton? I know you aren't bringing Ashlee into this or we have to take a walk and talk...) are "stupid," other girls mimic your behavior (replace "stupid" with "mean" here). Does nothing to challenge the possible ROOTS of this behavior, or any social/political context in which this behavior is reinforced, codified, etc. And if you argue "hey, it's just Pink"...Pink has chosen an argument. So did Tina Fey. I happen to think they've both embraced a problematic view of certain types of behavior and have provided analysis so superficial that it might actually be damaging. "Hey girls, stop being so fucking STUPID/MEAN all the time!" Well, at least it's settled. How about, "hey girls, these behaviors have been codified through patriarchal structures of power that..." (sounds like best pop song/tween sitcom of '06 to me!).

2. Who Knew

Damn, this just doesn't quite work. I was really excited about the Dr. Luke/Max/Rami collaborations, but the energies at work here (production v. personality) feel at complete odds. Need to look at the lyrics more closely, but it seems a bit like bittersweet break-up being conflated with bitter break-up (mixing "Since U Been Gone" with...you know, some love and understanding. Nope.)

3. Long Way to Happy

Production is all over the map, now we're into hybrid hip-hop/power ballad. Again I'm not totally sure this works. "Stupid Girls" sets up a very particular kind of argument (and maybe aesthetic to a lesser extent) that's at odds with such an abrupt change of tone toward self-doubt, angst...not that they're mutually exclusive, just jarring so close together.

"Thank you from the bottom of my heart/ For all the sleepless nights/ That are tearin' me apart/ It's gonna take a long time to love"...we're already in deep therapy/long-term healing mode, this feels like too sudden a tone change. I do like the song, although Kelly C has kind of ruined my ability to listen to this without thinking of Breakaway balladry...

4. Nobody Knows

Wow, keeps slowing down. "I peek out from behind these walls/ I think nobody knows/ Nobody knows"...damn, now she's holding it all in, crying in secret? There's some serious introversion happening here. Competent ballad, bizarre key change into rock section and then back for a spare piano coda...wish I'd been studying some theory since 16 or so so I'd be able to parse the key changes from bookend piano part to rock ballad. I just can't believe this is only the fourth track!

5. Dear Mr. President

Slower still, waiting for the politics. Hey George, take a walk with me and talk straight. How do you feel about the homeless? Who do you pray for? What do you feel when you look in the mirror -- are you proud? Hmmmmm. I'm not sure I'm buying into this totally, but I like the audacity of the song (and frankly of the album so far). Kind of exciting. Nice -- No Child Left Behind, what kind of father would take his daughter's rights away...haha, keeps getting better and angrier. What does Laura say? How about, "Yes, dear." Can he look you in the eye? Uh, he doesn't have to, Pink, sorry. You're clearly not thumping his base (although maybe he'll take Aly and AJ's calls...)

Hate to hold Pink to too-high/unfair standards here, because frankly any dissent/frustration expressed is better than willful apathy or a consciously apolitical argument. But I still don't see what this is supposed to do beyond some venting that, even just as venting, still feels at LEAST two years too late. Which is totally unfair, I know, but I'm pissed (and so is she...so what are we going to DO about it??).

6. I'm Not Dead

"I'm not dead, just floating. Underneath the ink of my tattoo I try to hide my scars from you." It's all a front, then. But it's not. But it is. Sub-Ashlee ballad, again a mixed tone kind of deflates the individual arguments/observations running through this (and other) songs. Practically polemical on that first track and now schizo [and about to get schizo-er, backtracking from "Leave Me a Lonely Loner Lone Loan"]

7. 'Cuz I Can

"I drink more than you and party harder" P-I-N-K back again y'all missed me. I talk shit, just deal with it. BUT YOU JUST ASKED US TO LOOK BEYOND YOUR TATTOOS. "Cash my checks, place my bets, hope I always win; even if I don't I'm fucked because I live a life of sin"...and yet there's a synth bounce to this track (synthetic hand clap track included) that kind of belies the darkness of "live in sin"...ultimately she seems just to be saying "fuck it." Which is kind of interesting (did she just bark like a dog?) but troubles me for reasons expressed above. Maybe I shouldn't be looking into "Stupid Girls" as some kind of statement of purpose (hard not to with that video, though). Very strange Gottwald/Martin production on this one...

8. Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely)

"You taste so sweet/but I can't eat the same thing every day"...wow, this is the most schizo track yet. "GO AWAY COME BACK GO AWAY COME BACK" ...wish you knew the difference? Uh, no, you're just crazy. I should be able to relate to this, it describes my relationship to the internet at the moment! And film and music and writing. But I'm not clicking with this at all...I just fundamentally doubt Pink's sincerity (maybe "sincerity," meaning the trust I feel toward engaging with this album personally) at this point in the album...mid-way.

9. U and Ur Hand

Closer to "Get the Party Started" verse...no, goes DIRECTLY into "4Ever," holy shit that is EXACT. Just U and Ur hand tonight??? That's even more juvenile than the V's! Even they never came right out and said "why don't you just go jack it, asshole"...although I feel like they might have sold that one. Blame it on the hangover. Wow, this is so close to being a great song, and instead it's a total fucking mess. Keep your dream DRINK [OK this makes more sense], just gimme the money. Hm.

10. Runaway

Are you really going to go into slow-build run off and find independence (or not at all, "I'll never be a perfect girl, I've got to run away") after that? She's "gotta leave this hypocrisy," but I can't tell if what I'm hearing throughout is hypocrisy or conflict (or a little bit of both). Gotta be the last option -- I'm SO close to connecting to this album and Pink keeps pushing me out again. Where is the trust in this album? How can you sell an intensely personal, confessional ballad (all >50% of album of them) with such callousness mixed in? Schizo track sums it up nicely, LEAVE COME BACK LEAVE COME BACK. And I will come back (tomorrow, I'm TIRED), but I kind of want to leave, meaning check out. Not turn off the album.

11. The One That Got Away

More country here, just the acoustic guitar, but Pink's voice still pierces through unchanged despite some more gospel inflection/harmony. Drawin' me in with those big brown lyin' eyes...doesn't feel like a Pink line to me (given the rest of the album anyway). She doesn't really sell it, and doesn't really seem to sell this song, either. Don't believe in soul mates? Said a bit too explicitly. Ashlee namedrops the "SM" phrase (not that one) a lot and I don't for one second know if she really believes it or just uses it to confront her own loneliness...she has to believe in a soulmate, what else could save her from being alone? But she writes such pretty songs this way...

12. I Got Money Now

See, the wind-down here is strange and maybe off-putting because of a very different progression into ballads at the beginning of the album. It never really picks up again between "Dear President" and "Runaway," and as sequenced it feels kind of like there are two (or more) albums fighting for space. There are two Pinks fighting for space, and they aren't coexisting in harmonious conflict...maybe they just don't both belong on the same album. "Wouldn't trade a dollar for some sense/ Wouldn't trade a lifetime for some friends/ ...Worked hard all my life to have things I could call mine so I don't need love." Keeps blindsiding me with these lyrics! I'll quote Christgau on this one, I guess:

No, she doesn't mean it—that's just a smarter than usual woe-is-stardom song. Much smarter than usual.


Right. Haha, a blurbish word count might do my rambling some good. Except (except) that sneaky straw man "hard work" resurfaces after the Bush track -- what are you challenging here? How does your conception of "hard work" and the supposed legitimacy of your success translate into how you view yourself and the world -- would Bush be any different if he "worked hard" according to your standards? More importantly, does it matter? Does this all just amount to self-aggrandizement transformed into a vague projected argument/message that, when scrutinized, kind of falls apart? (I'm glad I've never written anything like that, whew.)

Who really gives a shit if Pink is famous? Fame/celebrity is a fascinating potential suture into a personal narrative, but it isn't necessarily in and of itself a particularly compelling subject when it's reduced to angry navel-gazing (and said navel has a big ol' diamond bellybutton ring and hey that makes you feel kind of guilty sometimes, but why shouldn't you have money, you "earned" it, but it's not like money is all you need...). Guess I'd rather hear Pink complain about fame than Mike Skinner. Again going back to Ashlee, though, celebrity is IMPLICIT in the ballads that some have used to just pin the tail on the tabloid -- gossip/knowledge of celebrity culture isn't a prerequisite to emotional connection/involvement in Ashlee's music, but it explicitly is for Pink, at least in this song. Which doesn't work for me at all.

13. Conversations with My 13-Year-Old Self

OK now I've totally checked out. Sigh, listen one more time to try to make this register...

"You're angry, I know this...you're lonely, I feel this." So Pink is going to hug the 13 year old...but I hope she doesn't sing her a verse from Schizo Song. See, things AREN'T going to get any better for 13 yo you, Pink, this whole album is about your inability to...wait, "I am just the shell"?? STOP DOIN' THAT! AUGH THIS ALBUM IS SO TERRIFIED OF EVERYTHING. All the confidence that doesn't FEEL fake is basically undermined with self-deprecation. OK, I'm me, I've got a personality, this is who I am (but the tattoos are fake. And I don't know what I want. And...)

I haven't even gotten STARTED on this thing yet. We'll see how much of this I agree with in the morning.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Tuesday Chaff


Huckapoo design c. March 2003, original Joey Thunders featured center

While I figure out how to secure eight televisions and DVD players in four days, some musings undeserving of a theme post. Which sucks, because I love theme posts.

1) I love Finland. Do you love Finland?

2) HOLY FUCK THE TRUTH SQUAD EXISTS.

I guess singing and dancing paid off because now you're in the music group 'Truth Squad'. Is it headed by Vitamin C?

Miki [Ishikawa]: Yes. She writes our music and is our producer.

I love the image of the group. You guys are probably power-packed! You're mostly singing about friendship, trust, and positivity. Why is that important-to get messages across to our youth?

Miki: I think a lot of the kids nowadays see the media and follow what they see, but not what they feel, and they're following what the crowd does. I think it's about creating your own personality and it's really good to be honest to yourself and others and not to be so caught up with the media. That's like our motto I guess.

Do you have a nickname?

Miki: Little Tokyo.

Who picks out your clothes for photo shoots and such?

Miki: I pick out my own clothes. If you saw that kimono jacket I'm wearing in the Truth Squad picture, my mom made that.

Wow! In the next picture you had pigtails going on. So that was all your styling?

Miki: Yup.

Are you guys working on an album right now and when will it be finished?

Miki: We are working on it and just about finished. There are talks about it being released in May.

Are there talks about you guys going on tour yet?

Miki: I think we're going to tour with Jesse McCartney and other Disney artists.

I would love to see your show!

Miki: All my other group members do flips and everything!

One song is 'Believe'. Kids are going to look up to you. How does it feel to be a role model?

Miki: It's kind of weird because I don't really think of myself as one at all. I'm the kind of person who looks up to other people. It's flattering.

If you could change something about the pop scene today, what would it be?

Miki: Not to make it as provocative as it is and to make it more kid friendly. That's maybe one thing to change.


Less provocative? What a bunch of squares, they can sell cookies with Lil' Josh and DENY THEIR THROBBING BIOLOGICAL URGES.

Jeez, this is the most boring interview ever. It's like they had an IM conversation and paused after every post to make a cup of tea. Apparently the TS cover of "Graduation" by Vitamin C will be out in time for grad season. Note to everyone (read: Radio Disney programmers), if you feel the urge to play this song, please please please play "Vacation" instead. See, because the kids are also looking forward to summer vacation -- in fact, they could probably give a shit about graduation. Elem to middle school, what kind of transition is THAT? Stay young while you can, kids, junior high is brutal.

3) I might like/love Ashley Parker Angel (new single "Let U Go" produced by Max Martin/Dr. Luke, discussed a bit in a comment somehwere round these parts and streamed on the site and 'space). Who knew? ...No, I will not listen to O-town again. OK, once. Lordi lordy...congrats with that extreme makeover.

4) Pixel Perfect unsolved mysteries still unsolved (from an email):

..."Perfectly" remix is pretty awful, though. Unfortunately, Lukow and co. cared more about IP rights than, y'know, singing, so the original "Joey Thunders" who took lead on Pixel Perfect was...a mystery Joey. No longer with the band (in fact, she was NEVER with the band, just recorded their best song and was replaced after). Just got that one confirmed:

"Confirmed: the band got the Disney deal before the girls had been fully cast, so the first Joey -- who bailed before contracts could be signed -- took lead on Perfectly."

So WHO is the REAL Joey Thunders? It's not poor Jessica Harp, who instead gets to spend the rest of her known life (or year or two) in the Wreckers...it may be one of the girls in the publicity shot attached, although the two Joeys (featured center in the pic) look awfully similar.

That picture, for reference (EDIT: second from left, not center as previously marked):



VS.



EDIT: OK, 2:45 in the AM and we got a nice NO SHUT-DOWN sequence going on RD...when I checked in it was "Behind These Hazel Eyes" into Crazy Frog into...NOTICE ME from Pixel Perfect! Into APA "Let U Go"... (I'll let you know which song kills the mix. Will it be "1985"? HSM? "Big Bad B5" (#1? Really? I mean it's not AWFUL, but...)? Minimum of commercials. Is this what happens when you listen at all hours of the night/morning? (A: No, this is when I always listen and they might be on TX time online) ...HSM with the kill, "We're All in This Together." Sorta painless as far as sequence-killers go, I guess. (Thoughts on the new Pink album soon, night folks.) James Brown with the rebound...nah, I'm going to bed.

BACK TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM...

Is Jessica Harp the most underrated "back-up singer" of all time? You be the judge.

EDIT: Of course in my chaffy haste I didn't even bother to check her site, where this song is available for download. Oh well. This friendly message makes me like her even more:

All mp3s are hosted locally on this server. Please right click and save it to your hard drive rather than downloading it each time you wish to play it.


Quick, somebody call the RIAA! Solo album is in the works on Warner Nashville (see comments).

Jessica Harp - Perfectly

Monday, April 24, 2006

Will Kids Rap in the 22nd Century?


The future of rap?

New to the Radio Disney incubaTor is Lil' Josh, a 12-year-old rapper who takes the M2M route on the two songs that IParanoid RD streams for an eighth of a second. In "2Young," Lil' Josh informs a potential interested female, "I'm 2 Young for a girlfriend/ But we can be friends." On "I Ain't Into That Yet," he proclaims, "Stayin' up past bedtime playin' video games/ I ain't into that yet/ I got plenty of time not tryin' to grow up to fast, understand?/ I ain't into that yet." Here, then, is a willful rejection of KGOY (particularly fitting acronym for Aly and AJ, though). Lil' Josh comes from a long tradition of Radio Disney support for hip-hop and rap artists. Well, there's this kid, anyway.

Anyway, what is kid-rap? Is it rap by children? Is it rap made for children? Clearly, Lil' Josh is a kid rapper AND kid-rapper. But other subspecies of kid-rap are trickier to define.

WHITE GIRL ANGST-RAP

I suppose "white" isn't totally necessary. But this kind of kid-rap is more of an adolescent speak/sing. Avril Lavigne - "Nobody's Fool"; Katy Rose - "Watching the Rain"; the breakdown in Lindsay Lohan's "That Girl" fits here to a lesser extent, as does Hilary Duff's excursion in "Metamorphosis" (I guess this might be closer to Madonna's spoken word...rap? In "Vogue").

WHITE GIRL NOVELTY RAP

I basically constructed this category for DaHv. However, a recent "Hannah Montana" also involved some embarrassing faux-rap -- except it didn't work because it was supposed to be embarrassing, and therefore wasn't.

MILEY RAPS!

"Doh-dee-doh-dee-doh-dee-doh...word!" ...That's supposed to be embarrassing?? DaHv could work that into a song no sweat. In fact, I think she has. BEEP BOOP BOP BOO DOOT. vvVVVRRTttvvVRRTtVvvvrrt!

Daphne & Celeste are reigning queens of mini-cheerleader brat-rap. I'd be interested to know whether or not Daphne (nee Karen DiConcetto) raps on "I Hate Ann Coulter," featured on GOP Party Monsters, whose original website has mysteriously vanished like so many D&C fansites (except Up Your Butt with a Coconut). Haven't purchased this one yet, but I see it arriving at my doorstep in the near future.

Triple Image have several compelling entries into the WGNR subgenre. "Celebration" is the most fun, but cheeseball duet "Boy Next Door" with Stevie Brock (of the white boy novelty sing-rap school on this track) is the best. No song could be all bad with this opening: "Dear Stevie, I just want you to know..." Best part is gender ambiguity -- someone could certainly write a love letter to Stevie Nicks if so inclined.

"Picture Perfect" (which, duh, could have become "Pixel Perfect" without ANYONE noticing) on the unreleased Huckapoo album has a rap breakdown. (Really just want to mention here that this album is amazing, one of the great marketing tragedies of the 21st century. More on Huckapoo later.) But Huckapoo's best/worst rapping occurs in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," available at Huckaharmony's media section.

And then there's Funn Club covering Tag Team. Whoomp, there it is -- bottom of the novelty barrel. And I LOVE it! (Now if only they'd cover "Sex Beat," which is kind of a rap when you think about it!)

So is Tag Team kid-rap? How about Baha Men? Akon? Eminem?

JUST SHY OF NON-KID CREDIBILITY RAP

Kris Kross were on the front lines of contemporary kid-rap back in the 90s (although my roommate reminded me about Another Bad Creation the other day), no surprise that Jermaine Dupri (who found these kids in a mall...too bad they didn't have a Myspace page) went on to produce...

Bow Wow, who has long courted elusive non-Disney legitimacy, notably by dropping the Lil' from his stage name. But dude, there you are -- on the spinny banner on the RD site. Wait...where'd you go? Replaced by Lil' Romeo, then Lil' Josh (yeah right...how the hell am I going to acquire any of LJ's prude-rap GOLD? I can't even google this kid, any idea how many goddamn LIL JOSH'S there are in the world?? I know like four of them!)

Fatty Koo has been posted here before. Not exactly kid-rap, but in the same family or genus (what was that mnemonic device again? Kara Produces Colossal Origliasso Flop, Goes Solo?). Maybe bubble-rap? Which is why I'm including the KINGS OF KID-RAP (who are, along with Fatty Koo and the V's, exec produced by David Sonenberg these days, in teen pop it's one degree of separation or bust) even though they may not technically count.

Black Eyed Peas bridge a gap between Top 40 novelty rap and kid-rap. So long as the kids are just gettin' "it started" in here. "My Humps" is definitely kid-rap...haven't thought about T&A like that since I was breastfed! For the record, this song gets better every time you play it. And then it gets even better every time you watch the video. Pretty sure I saw "Pump It" in RD rotation, too...BEP have a long and lucrative career ahead of them yet. If no singles are forthcoming, maybe "My Heffalumps (Radio Disney Edit)"?

ODDS AND ENDS

Songs like Skye's "Hypocrite" aren't really classifiable. Actually, most of these songs probably aren't. What kind of influence did the Spice Girls have on the future of kid-rap? How about primarily/exclusively Disney-based kid-rap (Fan_3, B5's "Big Bad Wolf," Ron Stoppable and Rufus' "Naked Mole Rap")? Remember Jordy? What the hell was that?

AARON CARTER

And then there's Aaron. Oh, Aaron. A genre unto himself.


Thursday, April 20, 2006

First ever Lovemarks photo shoot in this month's issue of Buzzsaw Haircut!

EDIT: Haven't forgotten about Skye Friday. Special treat if you read the full article! (No scrolling ahead, cheaters.)

I've decided to post my Radio Disney article for Buzzsaw Haircut here because we've been having a few snags updating online content. Readers in the Ithaca area should pick up a copy later today and tomorrow...the cover is particularly excellent. Guess which cover blurb I insisted upon (mentions of Skye Sweetnam in Ithaca-based publications since April 2005: ~14).




ALL EARS AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
Tracking Radio Disney in Its Troublesome Tweens

In March 2000, Metal Mike Saunders—co-founder of the punk band Angry Samoans and Village Voice contributor—wrote an article called “All Ears,” which explored an up-and-coming youth phenomenon: Radio Disney.

The article describes the then four-year-old Disney AM radio station as a kid-dictated pop utopia, a “freeform” radio format in which classic bubblegum and early teen pop mingle indiscriminately. In this bizarre pop universe, acts like one-time ABBA cover band A*Teens and Backstreet Boy younger sibling Aaron Carter could go platinum without ever getting Top 40 radio airplay. Teen pop heavyweights like Britney Spears, *NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys dominated Radio Disney’s own charts, the daily Top 3 and weekly Top 30, while unknown or manufactured novelty acts achieved sustained popularity for months and years at a time.

When the station launched in 1996, programmers scrambled to find content that suited an audience of children age two to 12. In Radio Disney’s earliest days, novelty and bubblegum acts like the Archies, the Trashmen and 1910 Frutigum Company shared the spotlight with dorky Danish Europop duo Toy-Box, the Vengaboys and any number of cartoon theme songs. The format was determined by content-controlling program directors and child audience members themselves, who voted songs on or off the air through a 1-800 call-in process and then voted again to decide the Top 30 songs of the week.

On Radio Disney’s tenth anniversary, it is clear that the station has changed. The social influence and market power of children and tweens, a flexible age bracket for preadolescents, is more evident today than ever before. Saunders depicted a parallel universe in which grade schoolers might herald the return of bubblegum music into a post-grunge “mope-rock” radio environment. His “pop underground” has long since moved aboveground, and Disney has guided the transformation nearly every step of the way.

The most significant factor that has altered and perhaps undermined the “freeform” Radio Disney of 2000 is corporate ownership of the teen pop genre. Six years ago, Disney itself had little control of the music played on its radio station outside of film soundtracks. But through its various record labels, Disney now owns, produces and distributes a formidable share of tween-geared pop, which it then disseminates on the airwaves. Radio Disney’s Top 30 is consistently filled with artists originating from Hollywood Records, a Disney-owned label under the Buena Vista umbrella, as well as by acts originating from the Disney Channel television and film universe. The cast of the Disney made-for-TV movie High School Musical recently broke Billboard records by making the biggest one-week jump on the singles chart in history. Paul, John, George, Ringo, meet Troy, Gabriella, Ryan, Sharpay.

In the last few years, Disney has positioned itself as one of the world’s leading teen pop producers, reaching larger young audiences. Radio Disney is available in eight countries outside the United States and has an audience of 3.2 million children and “2.4 million moms.” Apparently, dads weren’t included in Disney’s most recent census figures. Radio Disney has a clothing and toy line, and it has “leveraged” this market power with McDonald’s, Toys “R” Us, and Kohl’s.

I spoke to Saunders via e-mail to get his take on the evolution of the station.

“The original mix that included oldies and [Disney] soundtrack/movie cuts were needed originally to fill out the playlist to whatever large head count the programming director and execs had decided upon,” he explained. “As more and more songs from Backstreet/Britney [era] came into play, the ‘add on’ tunes got bumped. Simple as that.”

Today, in order to add new songs onto the station, Radio Disney’s audience votes on an individual song introduced to the weekly Music Mailbag feature. The song in question is then voted up or down (“picked” or “kicked,” as they say) through a toll-free telephone number and online voting. If a majority of voters like the song, it is “picked” and enters the rotation, where it will battle other songs in another phone-in process that determines the Top 30. If the song is “kicked,” it will, ostensibly, never be heard again.

This seemingly egalitarian voting system has led to many unlikely novelty success stories, including Hampton the Hamster’s “Hampsterdance,” which has been in the Top 30 for six years, Mr. C the Slide Man’s “Cha Cha Slide” and, most recently, Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” which is poised to remain in the Top 30 for months to come.

Other success stories are direct results of Disney cross-platforming. The most consistent success of the last few years is Hilary Duff, formerly the star of Disney Channel’s “Lizzie McGuire,” who has an astounding 20 songs in rotation—by far the most of any artist played on the station.

Aly and AJ, a sister duo whose Hollywood Records debut Into the Rush was released in August 2005, have 11 songs in rotation. Alyson Michalka, one half of Aly and AJ, has a leading role in the Disney series “Phil of the Future.”

These artists, along with ex-Dream Street solo artist Jesse McCartney and Disney Channel’s “That’s So Raven” star Raven-Symone, come from Hollywood Records. Even Christian pop group Jump5, who are distributed through the Christian rock label Sparrow, have a major corporate link to Hollywood. Sparrow is a subsidiary of EMI Christian Group, Hollywood Records’ direct distribution pathway to the Christian market.

One burgeoning Disney teen pop success story is Miley Cyrus, the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus and star of the new Disney Channel series “Hannah Montana,” in which she plays a girl who attends middle school by day and doubles as a teen pop star at night. Her first single as “Hannah Montana” hit number 19 on the Top 30 in her first week eligible without being voted into rotation. Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus recently signed a record deal with Hollywood.

To what extent these corporate connections suggest a monopolistic conspiracy is admittedly questionable. Saunders was skeptical of direct vote-tampering, noting that many Top 40 artists who have worked closely with Disney on television and soundtrack projects, including perennial Disney compilation contributor Skye Sweetnam, don’t do particularly well on Radio Disney, but rather perform about as well as they do on the contemporary hit radio charts.

“The greatest thing about Radio Disney,” Saunders adds, “[is that] no one took payola to put lousy J-LO singles onto the air.”

Aside from streamlined corporate control of production, there are other reasons that lyrics-conscious Radio Disney might favor promoting star crossovers from the world of wholesome Disney television series and explicitly Christian artists. Content control has always been a major component of the station’s programming choices. Radio Disney frequently edits lyrical content its programming directors deem questionable. The line “I’m not that innocent” was infamously cut from Britney Spears’s “…Oops! I Did It Again,” and more recently Weezer’s “Beverly Hills” was edited to excise the words “crap” and “screwy.”

But teen pop has changed since the innocent early ‘00s era of “not that innocent.” Dark, earnest, and confessional acoustic, pop-punk and nü-metal rock constitute the new sound of today’s tweens. Part of this phenomenon may come from Disney’s new elderly listenership. The traditional 7 to 11 core age bracket has been officially expanded to include 14-year-olds.

Obvious offenders like unacceptable language and sexually explicit content are still forbidden from any Radio Disney song. But whereas programming once actively avoided lyrical content relating to issues like parental separation and family trauma—including Blink-182’s “Stay Together for the Kids” and Everclear’s “Wonderful”—the abundance of angst on display at Radio Disney today is striking. Kelly Clarkson’s moving, paranoid ballad “Because of You” has a longstanding spot in the Top 30. The song details Clarkson’s conflicted thoughts about her parents, whose abusive relationship has instilled in her a fear of intimacy and the outside world.

“Because of you,” sings Clarkson, “I find it hard to trust not only myself but everyone around me/ Because of you/ I am afraid.”

Confessional rock geared toward tweens can be tracked to 2001, generally, when Michelle Branch and Avril Lavigne first gained popularity, though it arguably dates back further to include material like Britney Spears’s self-conscious ballads and M2M’s sugar-coated depictions of angst and heartbreak. Appropriately, both Ms of M2M, Marion Raven and Marit Larsen, have found respective niches in two very different confessional modes. Raven has embraced polished, Max Martin-produced angst-rock a la Kelly Clarkson, while Larsen has forged a more eclectic path, drawing from ABBA’s pop-veiled melancholia as well as musical arrangements and bittersweet lyricism from American pop country.

Strangely, the two central figures in the current American chart-pop angst-off, Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan, have not found a significant audience on Radio Disney. The station will not play either artists’ rawest and most emotional songs, and a recent Lindsay Lohan single was “kicked” during its Music Mailbag trial.

The station will, however, play almost all of Aly and AJ’s moody, confessional songs. The brooding nü-metal track “Sticks and Stones” depicts a theoretical confrontation with a bully in which the song’s protagonist claims that “in the end, you’ll be the victim/ You’re the one who has to live with yourself/ And when you’re reaching for help/ There’ll be no one/ There’s no one.”

Children may be exhibiting what Radio Disney Vice President of Marketing Sarah Stone has described in a previous interview with Jimmy Magahern as “K-GOY: Kids Getting Older Younger.” In the world of Radio Disney programming, the topics discussed in some of Aly and AJ, Avril Lavigne and Kelly Clarkson’s songs are no longer deemed too depressing for child audiences.

If a new generation of gloomy confessional rock artists typify Radio Disney’s attempts to cater to a rapidly maturing young audience, the clean-cut High School Musical cast marks another emerging trend in the world of teen pop: the rising influence of tweens and children on the overall pop market.

Pre-teens have had a significant impact on pop charts since the earliest days of bubblegum. In fact, many of Radio Disney’s most-played oldies in its first several years were originally propelled to the top of the charts by young audiences. But Internet sales have the potential to dramatically increase the direct influence of this age group on the pop charts.

When High School Musical broke Billboard records, including the only simultaneous two-single debut of a female artist ever (by Ashley Tisdale, who at that point had never recorded any music under her own name—on the High School Musical soundtrack and on Radio Disney she is credited only as “Sharpay”), it was exclusively through downloads. Major news media outlets ran the story as a cult success. But the line between the Billboard Top 40 and the Radio Disney Top 30 has never seemed more blurred.

One notable side effect of digital and Internet technology in the production and proliferation of teen pop is the Myspace networking phenomenon. As Saunders’ grade-schooler-fueled pop underground gains influence in mainstream pop, tween-friendly music has simultaneously moved to the “real” underground, a space once inhabited by aspiring indie rockers and below-the-radar music subcultures.

Online, one can find any number of glossy, meticulously produced pop acts who counter-intuitively proclaim their homemade production and “no label” status. Like many independent artists in other genres, indie teen poppers seek viable channels of distribution while self-producing their albums.

Some pop stars use Internet networking shrewdly to propel their multi-platform careers. Brie Larson, the star of tween-friendly films Sleepover and Hoot, uses her Myspace page to preview demos for her fans and devotes her blog to the minutiae of her everyday life like any other teenager. She also displays extensive musical and literary influences, from Big Star to Charles Bukowski to Henry Miller.

When I asked her (via Myspace comment) how she developed her networking skills, she replied, “From many years of working in the netting industry.”

Now, Radio Disney has taken to supporting teen pop artists struggling to find an audience. The station recently introduced its “incubaTor,” an up-and-coming artist feature that claims to be the place “where hits are hatched.” Early incubaTor artists included B5 and Sabrina Bryan of the Cheetah Girls, both of whom have had success on the Top 30. Artists like Cheyenne Kimball, Nikki Flores and the Jonas Brothers have used the incubaTor as part of a tween market saturation plan, and all three artists recently appeared on the soundtrack to kiddie mermaid movie Aquamarine.

Other artists like Emma Roberts and Teddy Geiger have used the incubaTor as a stepping stone in a multi-platform cross-marketing process. Roberts also stars in the Nickelodeon series “Unfabulous” and, yes, Aquamarine, and Sony artist Teddy Geiger impersonated an “independent” mope-rocker on the short-lived series “Love Monkey.” Did I mention he’s on the Aquamarine soundtrack?

There are also lesser-known stars-to-be. DaHv is a 13-year-old female rapper from Boston whose jaw-droppingly silly singles “Pass the Shirley Temple” and “Mean Girls” have made slight novelty waves on the Internet and select radio stations across the country. The Truth Squad is a tween acting/dancing “supergroup” whose recorded output can be found nowhere outside Radio Disney. Elijah Harris and Jacob Latimore are precocious 11-year-old hip-hop and R&B artists. And Jessie Daniels, who is friends with Jesus on her Myspace page, released the single “The Noise,” which did well on Christian rock charts.

Ten years after its first broadcast, Radio Disney no longer represents a benevolent broadcaster of modern tween musical fare. Disney has exerted definitive control over the means of producing most teen pop. Other labels that once supported popular artists in the genre, like Jive Records, have since moved on to different, if not greener, pastures, and Disney has used its control over other forms of children’s media to make the strategic move to music production.

But at the same time, Disney’s increasing—and perhaps totalizing—control has created an efficient, consolidated market force whose influence on the overall landscape of contemporary pop music continues to grow, even to the realm of music criticism, where convenient shorthand for dismissing teen pop artists (including terms like “prefab”) is quickly being nullified.

In this context, gap-bridging artists like Kelly Clarkson may be the Trojan horse that irrevocably brings teen pop as a genre into widely accepted critical legitimacy. But Radio Disney is helming another transformation—the transition of pop market control from the key 18-24 market to the 6-14 demographic. Affordable media purchasing options, such as the iTunes allowance system, let downloads replace the need for cash or mobility to purchase music, allowing children to become music consumers far more easily.

Disney is well aware of the unique online spending power of its audience and has taken steps to capitalize further on the unforeseen success of High School Musical. The theme song to the new Disney Channel series “Hannah Montana” is already working its way up the Radio Disney Top 30,” and Disney has for the first time made individual series episodes available as iTunes video downloads. The show is already the highest-rated series in the channel’s history.

In 2000, Saunders predicted a rough timeline of teen pop dominance that he claimed would easily continue through 2010. In 2006, it seems that the genre’s longevity and the influence that the genre’s nearly-solo provider, Disney, has on the future of pop music are even more staggering. By 2010, perhaps Radio Disney’s catch phrase “We’re all ears” will signify something more insidious or exciting, depending on your taste in music.

SKYE FRIDAY EDIT: Part of Your World (YSI only)

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

It is now two days after Pokemonday


Willa Ford c. 1999

Which, unfortunately, missed its one and only shot at a theme day on this blog. Because I will never write about this again.

1) Why do I hate Pokemon so much?
2) Why do I love the Pokemon soundtrack so much?

I'll avoid the first question (it's basically moot point now anyway...right?) and focus on the second. I finally got this stupid CD after like three weeks, and I'm listening the crap out of it for the following reasons:

1) M2M - Don't Say You Love Me. Not their best song, but one of their best. It's also where they got their start, meaning back in 1999 when I was listening to...what, Rage Against the Machine? Sublime? Six-year-olds were cooler than me. Which might have been true anyway. The vocals are mega-pixie (once upon a time Marit CARRIED Marion! That soon changed, but Marit has finally exacted her revenge with, oh what the hell, best album of the year. That I've heard, anyway, which I guess isn't saying much [except it is, because Under the Surface is incredible]).

Where the hell did this song even come from? Tweenish Kylie vocals (pre-Fever), the sharp acoustic guitar riff that Hoku and No Secrets and everyone else would jack and stick to Britney backing beats, indistinguishable vocal trade-off with Marit definitely leaving the more significant impression. "Don't say you love me/ You don't even know me/ If you really want me then give me some time"...just holding hands in the movie theater and this idiot starts pushin' too hard. Why did Avril & co. have to go and drag the subtext of this scenario to the surface kicking and screaming? Yes, she's saying I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK YOU, take a hint. And no, don't bother either M with the M-word, it's about having a good time, why don't you boys understand??? Chauvinists or pipsqueaks? Or both? As fragile as Marit (and maybe Marion, she barely registers on this song) sounds, you still get the feeling she's about to kick this schmuck's ass in front of the whole matinee audience.

2) Mandah? No, Willa Ford. Now seeking: Willa Was Here, 2001. Whatever happened to...

While only two months through, 2006 appeared to be an already bright year for Willa. In February, Willa was featured in the March 2006 issue of Playboy Magazine, where she appeared in a nude pictorial. In February Willa also played in the third annual Lingerie Bowl playing quarterback for the team Dallas Desire, as well as singing lead for The Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas


...Oh. Who will preserve the history of teen pop in the past decade? It's getting incinerated with 1984 precision. Willa was here, people! Who's going to put her in the history books?

I really can't imagine my debut single being bookended by JIGGLY PUFF. "Lullaby" is decent "Genie in a Bottle" R&B. I'm more interested in how many artists launched or seriously developed their careers on the soundtrack to a film about POKEMON.

Why couldn't I have been an 11-year-old girl with suburban 'tude in 1999? GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE! Acting like one now is causing me to LOSE FRIENDS AT AN ALARMING RATE. But it's just 'cuz I'm finally cooler than all of them.

3) Vitamin C - Vacation. My god this song is good. It reminds me that I need a vacation. Please listen to it. Originally heard this at Bubblegum Machine, which I might make my homepage. Since I don't seem to read, like, the news anymore.

4) Angel Via - Catch Me If You Can. This song should not work. And it doesn't, but that it comes close is pretty impressive. Would that the Lovemarks wrote a jingle this catchy for [insert product]. (NSA: Gotta catch 'em all!) Since Angel Via is not on Wikipedia, I'll assume for the time being that she doesn't actually exist.

5) Aaron Carter takes it to the street and has a modicum of fun with the funk. His first album technically pre-dates this appearance, but "Aaron's Party" was still a year away when this was released. He also reminds me that I need a vacation, although he suggests a "permanent" one. Don't go too overboard there -- I could see Aaron leading a Heaven's Gate cult.

And as I just spent about a half hour searching for an article very articulately describing how well the boy band sound has aged -- something about how as an archaic or dated "sound" as opposed to total aural saturation, the sound of early 00s pop actually takes on a weirdly affecting quality. Like a time capsule. But you know, more articulate. I thought it was this great weekly feature over at Stylus, but after looking through it what felt like FIFTEEN times, I might be wrong.

Anyway, I agree with whatever point was made. Which isn't to say I particularly like any of the boy band material here, just that it sounds more of a genre and a moment less of an overwhelming mass culture conspiracy, which is how I felt at the time. One thing I like about 2006 by comparison, or maybe how I feel in 2006, the relationship between music and market seems more transparent. Me in 2000: *NSYNC ARE TOTAL SELLOUTS PASS THE RADIOHEAD PLEASE. Me in 2006: Jack White Coca-Cola ad? Whatever, needs a better hook (don't quit yer day job, Jack). 98 degrees still sounds pretty lame.

Have I convinced you to purchase this soundtrack? How about this: IT COSTS A PENNY. What an ironic mode of resistance to the record industry...just wait a few months and they won't see a dime! Shh, don't tell anyone I told you.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Got Brieef Eat a Porkchop

Oh, snap!!

Q: why are you so spectacular?

A: i took classes from lindsay lohan. but they involved drugs and drinking, so I failed.

Q: can you buy a private jet and save me from florida? I think the elderly people are coming to get me.

A: if I had a hammer, i'd hammer in the morning, i'd hammer in the eve'nin, all over this land.

Q: Fav sports team?

A: The Fire Balls.

Q: Are you excited about turning 17 this year?

A: i'm more excited about not turning 16.

Q: Where do you get the inspiration to be a song-writer and by being an artist (design)?

A: i dont get inspiration. I dont really know why I write about certain things, or why I dont write about certain things. I dont really "write" about anything. its all pish posh.

Q: being serious and all. WHEN. and i mean it. are you my dear, going to come to england.

A: I was in England yesterday! didnt you know? I was dressed as ringo star and I yelled things like "NAY NAY NAY"

Q: will you sing happy birthday to me on friday? i'll be 19.

A: happy birthday Mr.president.

Q: have you ever wondered what your life would be like without the music, the movies, and the fans?

A: yes. and then I remember that I would live the same life.

Q: what is ur biggest wish??? :)

A: to be a character at disneyland. mostly Ariel.

Q: if you could live in any decade which decade would you choose?

A: SIMPLE. the 60s. no doubt.

Q: Do you remember going to a school called Pioneer Middle in South Florida to talk about you're movie Hoot (April 3rd)?

A: PIONEER MIDDLE SCHOOL GIVES A HOOT. i hope cookies and cream/salt and pepper have been feed lots of cheetos and crickets.

Q: Where'd you get your networking skills? [asked by yrs tr00ly for the RD article, read it this Thursday in Buzzsaw Haircut!!!]

A: from many years of working in the netting industry.

Q: Do you want to go see the musical Wicked with me.

A: can I be in the musical?

Q: What event from your life would make the best cartoon scene? Pirates: cool or overrated?

A: once I chased a road runner. i tried to drop an anvil on her head. but it fell on me instead. i think that would work great as a cartoon. the best part was that I was dressed as a coyote! how random right?! right. pirates are overreated. I AM THE WARRIOR.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Why is the sky blue?

A: those are highly controversial question. mostly ones I cannot answer. but I will say this. "is it safe to say C'mon C'mon? was it right to leave? c'mon c'mon. will I ever learn? c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon"

Q: Do You Like Panic! at the disco? and do you think billie joe armstrong is attractive?

A:i would say no, but only because when I hear their music or just their name...I get this sudden urge to break my left arm and stick a fork in my eye? billie joe armstrong is in green day. your answer is right there.

More details as events warrant. New song (from Hoot OST) available at tha space.

EDIT: OK, WHAT THE HELL, KIDS?!:

Thanks for voting on Aly and AJ's "On The Ride"! Here's how you voted:

92% Picked It
8% Kicked It


THIS SONG WAS ALREADY ELIGIBLE FOR TOP 30 VOTING. FOR MONTHS! STOP TRYING TO PLUG YOUR CHEEZY TV MOVIES WITH ALBUM FILLER YOU MADDENING NYMPHETS

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Mmmmmmmm....yspace.

Holy bajeez, so many Myspacers today (Bumblebees show tonight so I can't fit em all), special thanks to the RPGer who faked Miley Cyrus' page and opened the portal to like fifty bajillion new no-label teen poppers. More on this phenomenon, and what it means in The Scheme of Things, later.

Down to bidness:



Melissa O'Neil

I still don't follow American Idol because I don't have a television. And I still haven't really gotten on the bandwagon anyway, although I'm more interested in the artists coming OUT of the show and their respective career paths. Anyway, I should be tracking other Idols across the globe, because if I was, I would have noticed Melissa O'Neil before now. Producers on her s/t debut album don't ring a bell (apparently she's worked with some writers from the new BSB album), but one of them produced Hampton the Hampster, so I guess he's doing something right. Major production team crossover with elfin Idol dude Kalan Porter, who, as we all know, presented with Skye at the Junos.

Not bad post-Avril angsty rocky angst-rock. "Let It Go" is Veronicas with less harmful harmonies, "Alive" is a shade above a snooze ballad. The rest is semi-forgettable [EDIT: I realize I only left one streamed song, and I actually like it about as much as "Let It Go." So track record is slightly better than suggested, still not great], although O'Neil's "Speechless" is better than the Veronicas' by default. Which isn't to say it's particularly interesting. Tip: If Kara DioGuardi did not write your power ballad, you may want to think twice about singing it.

A question for many of these major label Myspace people -- why only offer 30 second clips on a STREAMING site?? Bad business decisions! You can bet the Lovemarks [pauses to will meme to the internet...meme! meme! meme!] will openly stream all of their songs because they'll double as commercials, hence every download is actually a successful "lovemark" on listeners. Smart, smart, smart.



Platinum Weird

Speaking of Kara DioGuardi, here's a bizarrely back-storied side project she's doing with Dave Stewart. Great songs that don't totally hit as hard as they sound like they should with Kara's own voice. Ashlee MUST sing "Avalanche," it's as good as anything on I Am Me. Listen and enjoy. (Re: the back story, apparently there's some gimmick that these recordings are from the 70s, when the lead singer mysteriously disappeared. ...I don't get it.)



Bec Hollcraft

Maybe the best of the bunch (Platinum Weird excepted), 16 yo Meredith Brooks protege from Portland who, uh, rocks. Musical template is (shock) Avril and Meredith Brooks, splits the difference nicely between metal-influenced teen pop and angryish adult contempo pop-rock. On cursory listens, the lyrical content seems more mature than most teen pop in this musical vein -- "Numb" denies easy F-YOU EX lyrics for more complex self-examination. "Cannonball" tries a "Hypocrite"-style verse with limited success (too vague! Give me SPECIFICS...Skye brings the detail, which is why she wrote what is in the running for my favorite teen pop song of all time while you wrote an OK song that needs a better chorus hook).

Bec keeps the delivery a little too casual and sardonic to stick, but I do like the streamed songs. Especially where she flexes her vocal cords on "Perfect Me," revealing an Avirl (or maybe Alanis) vibe that might work, not really enough here to tell. Can she really sing, though? Makes all the difference -- Brie Larson is starting to pick up on this, too, a sort of indie-affect "I could sing (maybe), but I don't want to" thing that doesn't really work. Harm with them harmonies, girls -- you are allowed to take voice lessons to keep in shape. It's, like, what you do.



Tiffany Affair

Stargate production team strikes again. Not bad bubble R&B (I might like it better than Ne-Yo maybe sort of...OK maybe not), this may well make its way to Radio Disney soon. [EDIT: On second thought, this will never play to RD's crowd. Interested to see how Jeannie Ortega does with the audience when she gets the inevitable Hollywood Recs push...] I include this because they friended me. ...Why? Oh, JerZ. Gotcha.



Amanda Frazier

Hawaiian teen pop NOT courtesy Hoku...not interested. Sleepy acoustic ballads. All songs are downloadable, which is a plus. Not much to add except...HOKU, WHERE ARE YOU??? PLEASE PLEASE COME HOME! WE STILL LOVE YOU!!



Tigarah

...Finally, this isn't teen pop exactly, but if you want some awesome Japanese baile funk (or favela-whatever) (?!) check out Tigarah. Amazing and downloadable. DO IT NOW.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

The Future of Ideas Companies

Context

We believe passionately in the power of ideas to transform our clients’ businesses, brands and reputations. We’re also driven by the simple belief that NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.


Challenge

How can the many brilliant minds at the Saatchi and Saatchi World Network engineer the next generation of TEEN POP...?

The Idea

THE LOVEMARKS!


Artist's rendition. Group name not set and likenesses may change so as not to infringe upon Huckapoo's recent IP victories at home and abroad

Results

From Poptimists via Brand Republic:

Saatchi & Saatchi is touting a manufactured girl band, created by the agency, as its latest ad weapon in the battle to reach young consumers.

Marketers will be able to hire the as-yet-unnamed group to promote their brands in their songs, their clothing and what they eat and drink.

Already a drinks company, a consumer goods marketer, an entertainment business and car manufacturers are said to be lining up for the chance to align their products with what appears to be the most disposable incarnation of pop in a post reality-TV world.

Created by Saatchi youth division Gum, the idea aims to surmount the problem of ad clutter by taking brands into a fresh medium.

The agency is understood to be planning to roll out the concept further to a rock band and a comedian if selling pop as a marketing vehicle is successful.

Any similarities between existing brands and the girl band members' stage names -- Mercedes, Chanel, S-Jay and Rockwell -- is said to be merely coincidental.

The girls all hold down day jobs and are being groomed into pop stars with singing and choreography training and styling. It is estimated that the agency might have to send over £200,000 a year to develop the band.

The girl group will make its public debut next month in a "mobisoap" -- a series of minute-long soap opera-style films reflecting their real lives relayed via mobile phones.


Why "The Lovemarks," you may ask? Simple...

Lovemarks form a key pillar in what we believe. Lovemarks are super-developed brands that inspire loyalty beyond reason. The relationship Lovemarks have with the people who buy them is not built on function, but on emotion....and function.


Goes down smooth as Guinness...

So is this going to be the greatest band of all time? And what wonderful products will they have to offer us? And why should we choose these products over Hannah Montana, who nobly offers only herself and her music (and by association her parent conglomerate -- and maybe her actual parent)?

Hey Disneycorp lurkers, listen up: I get more webcounter search hits these days for "Hannah Montana" (often in various degrees of undress...she's THIRTEEN you perverts!!!) than from Hype Machine. Y'all have no appreciation for tha Miley. One of these days I'm going to hide "Who Said" in an "ULTRA RARE DEVENDRA BANHART COLLAB W/ ANIMAL COLLECTIVE, FROG EYES, DEERHOOF, AND DAN BEJAR LIVE AT THE LOLLAPITCHFORKAROOZA REMASTERED W/ PHIL EK AND NIGEL GODRICH ON THE KNOBS!" And we'll see how you like -- no, LOVE -- what Hannah has to say.

Keep an eye on this girl, people. Highest ratings in Disney Channel history is nothing to sneeze at.

So back to the advertising mogul girl group (who in a perfect universe MUST be known as The Lovemarks...it's a great name and I won't even ask for much money, woops I accidentally just copyrighted it! [EDIT: Damn, figured they might have beaten me to the punch! From the US Copyright office: ITEM 1. TX-6-146-634: Lovemarks : the future beyond brands. CLNA: on foreword; Procter & Gamble Company; ITEM 2. VA-1-301-661: Lovemarks : the future beyond brands. CLNA: acSaatchi & Saatchi North America, Inc.]).

Get some decent collaborators. Put out a compilation. Be transparent -- remember, there is no room for cultural critique in an ad system that welcomes self-reflexivity and superficial self-deprecatory criticism, so leak the FAKE FAKE OMG MANUFACTUR'D story YOURSELF. Twice. And then plaster your ensuing media hype backlash all over the soundtrack album art and bonus track musique concrete collage of news coverage mashed up with the lead single. Sell at half price to children through iTunes download allowances, watch it climb the charts. Get some Dizny leverage power, saturate the RD market, watch the Top 40 follow.

Oh man, why aren't you people hiring me right now? I graduate in TWO AND A HALF MINUTES.



"Go for the goal with THE LOVEMARKS [©2006 CFB Productions Some Big Ugly Jerk, Inc.]!"

Lastly, check out these ads...Guinness, Skol (beer), UNICEF???

From "Guinness (Africa)":

Context
Male Africans have a fanatical passion for football. However Guinness does not sponsor football and cannot do so credibly in the short term. And in key markets, alcoholic products may not be seen to associate themselves with any sport on an organised level.

Challenge
To own the spirit of football.

The Idea
Guinness will give us the inner strength to win the World Cup.

Results
The Football Campaign, which this commercial was part of, drove the brand’s affinity rating with African consumers, which rose by 5% over the period to 75%. This is quite staggering.


From "Skol Beer (Brazil)":

Context
The popularity of electronic music was growing among young Brazilians, but no brand was particularly associated with it. Skol took their existing experience with musical events and invested in electronic music by creating Skol Beats Festival.

Challenge
To appropriate the electronic music trend in Brazil for Skol.


From "UNICEF (Australia)":

Context
The developing world and its problems, especially child slavery, seem remote for most Australians. And every charity has access to the same lists of people who are inevitably inundated with mailings and requests, especially at tax time. In this context we aimed to raise approx $250,000.

Challenge
To stop children being treated like a commodity.

The Idea
To compare the sale of children to the sale of everyday items.


Hm, better not go with your first LOVEMARKS poster design, then:



The Lovemarks. Just do it. And then pay me.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Like I'm Marlon Brando


Brie Larson: the Marlon Brando of her generation?

Because Brando also enjoyed Brie.

A Brie Larson demo has surfaced from a 2006 album that I wasn't even aware was in the works (titled Has Factual Information according to her Myspace). The song is called "Stilts and the Titanic," in which Brie proves that:

1) She likes teh indie rock.
2) She can play teh indie rock.
3) She does a decent Liz Phair (Ashlee and Lindsay tend toward teen pop's other reigning matriarch, Courtney Love).
4) Cryptic lyrics are often prettier heard than read:

I dont think much about it/ All I do is live on stilts so I dont fall down

My life vest wont help you pass this test of luck and regret and higher status/ You say that I predict if this were the Titanic you'd escape and I'd go down with the ship

You dont believe that do you?

[chorus]

I won't accept my fate yet/ Let's just live it up on stilts so we don't fall down.


Now about these videos on the blog...look, I'm all about sharing your personal moments to a mass audience (these aren't exactly home movies, but whatever). But if you're going to do the sumo wrestler pillow game, put an APPROPRIATE TRACK behind it.

You have conflated nationalities and chosen to use David Bowie's version of "China Girl." A more appropriate choice would have been "I Love Your Sushi," which I have provided below. Please strip the current soundtrack and re-edit accordingly.

Brie Larson - Stilts and the Titanic (demo)

Daphne & Celeste - I Love Your Sushi

Friday, April 07, 2006

Confessions of a Skye Friday




Shot/reverse: Canadian voyeurs Skye Sweetnam and Kalan Porter find sadistic pleasure in watching Lindsay Lohan sort out some daddy issues

A late installment, in part because I jumped the gun on Cruella on Skyednesday. PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS SONG IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO. I understand that Disney producers do not equal James Robertson (although she's rerecording with many, er, flashier producers on this one...and I don't even know who produced the Dizny track) but it demonstrates that:

1) Skye can SING SING SING -- those are some golden pipes. The girl has range, too.

2) It is conceivable that Skye might record the heavily orchestrated epic seven-minute rock odyssey that her voice and posture deserve (the Disney track displays her Queen harmony skills). Try it out with the pirate song, maybe? I dunno if Skye is ready to unleash the biggest Top 40 arena-rock monster of her career just yet -- but if she moves in that direction, I won't complain.

Not much to report since Wednesday, except you can watch Skye's presenter intro at the Juno's over at YouTube. Of course she got robbed in the Best New Artist category; the world isn't ready.

I turn your attention instead to Lindsay Lohan, who I've dissed a few times 'round here for what I've called a big ol' flop of a second album. Well, I'm reconsidering. In part because of this recent comment:

She spends most of "Fastlane" winking at the sound man. On "I Want You to Want Me" she does the vocal equivalent of playing air guitar. On "Who Loves You?" she's plastering the room in so much ham that pigs are picketing outside the studio.


So I listened again -- I still can't get through the bulk of the middle stretch, but the aforementioned highlights (plus "Confessions" and "I Live for the Day" -- the only Andreas Carlsson track on here [he also wrote "Symptoms of You"] -- and minus the Cheap Trick cover which I still think doesn't work) are pretty awesome. (Hm, I kind of like the title track, too, listening to it right now.) Not a great track record overall, but I definitely missed "Who Loves You?"

First (yes, that's a pun -- wait for it), the song itself is unlike anything else on the album; it's closer to Speak material with its dirty synth bass line and killer dance chorus that for some reason didn't stick first time round. Second, the lyrics are GREAT. Her double entendre delivery has come a long way. I didn't even notice these lines for some reason:

You crawled under my skin and I feel you there/ You're with me all the time/ You come everywhere/ When I need my space, I'll push you away/ But then I want you back/ You're hard to erase


And the more explicit chorus:

Nothing gets me off the way that you do/ You drive me crazy when you step in the room


But there's more! There's an edited expletive in this song where Lindsay snarls, "YOU'RE HARD TO F***IN' ERASE!" And the brief outro is classic -- (sub-Ashlee Courtney Love scream:) "WHO LOVES YOU!!!" followed by (ambivalent shrug) "Me."

It's HARD TO F***IN' EXPLAIN. Listen for yerself. And then compare to some REAL dad-therapy, two years before it was cool!

The Lindsay - Who Loves You

Fefe Dobson - Unforgiven

If you haven't, listen to Skye's track from the other day. I posted prematurely (Lindsay, you have full permission to use that in your next song).

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Bad Girls Have More Fun




It takes a special kind of badass to pull off either of these fashion statements.

Recently from Tommy2.Net:

Flashback: Seven years ago today if you would've turned on the Radio Disney Top 30 Countdown you would've heard these chart toppers!

1. Britney Spears - Baby One More Time
2. B*Witched - C'est La Vie
3. Brandy - Have You Ever?
4. Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
5. Blackstreet & Mya - Take Me There
6. 98 Degrees - Because Of You
7. Nsync - A Little More Time On You
8. Nsync - Tearin' Up My Heart
9. Tatyana Ali - Boy You Knock Me Out
10. The Vengaboys - We Like To Party
11. Billy Crawford - Urgently In Love
12. Barenaked Ladies - One Week
13. Backstreet Boys - All I Have To Give
14. Savage Garden - The Animal Song
15. Spice Girls - Stop
16. Brandy & Monica - The Boy Is Mine
17. Nsync - I Want You Back
18. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
19. Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life
20. 1000 Clowns - Kitty Kat Max
21. Spice Girls - Goodbye
22. The Brian Setzer Orchestra - Jump Jive An' Wail
23. Swirl 360 - Hey Now Now
24. Cleopatra - Cleopatra's Theme
25. Midget - Invisible Ballon
26. Hanson - Mmm Bop
27. Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
28. Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me
29. Beyond Pink - Boys Will Be Boys
30. Monica - Angel Of Mine


Dear lord, how would one go about obtaining more of this information? Think, man, think! Can it be GOOGLED? I now have like five names to background check...who the hell is Midget? Swirl 360? Excited.

MORE excited because I just heard the (shhhhhh!) secret surprise BONUS TRACK on the new Disneymania compilation. Sung by none other than Skye Sweetnam, the song describes one fashion-challenged dog-hater named Cruella DeVil. Wall to wall production with brass orchestra backing and very interesting multi-track harmonies, unlike anything she's done. Someone (maybe some nonchalant studio guy -- I have no idea, the song I have is low quality, it could even be her, I guess) provides casual vocal counterpoint straight out of a Jon Brion song.

It's big, it's bold (it's Bjork?). It's slinky, it's sexy. It rocks. At a shade under three minutes, it feels like it could have been six. It was not included on the regular tracklist either because 1) Disney album compilers are INSANE and STUPID or 2) ... I can't think of any other reason why this track is only available if you buy the entire album at TARGET. WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE, WHEN YOU GOT IT FLAUNT IT.

I will be very excited if anything on the new album is this lush and audacious. More on a future Skye Friday, I'm sure.

Skye - Special Bonus Preview on Skyednesday (YSI only)

EDIT: I was way off about earlier predictions that Zac Efron might go solo -- the dude can't sing! His voice was supplied by Drew Seeley. However, guess who DOES appear on Disneymania? It's Ashley Tisdale (with Drew Seeley). And you KNOW Miley Cyrus is on this thing (not as "Hannah," neither). Singing "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah," the same track Aly & AJ sang when it was their turn to shill for mama conglom's furry pals...hmmm...

Monday, April 03, 2006

MY DAMN SPACE


Introductory essay by Mark Hosler and Lene Nystrom

Currently hitting hyperdrive with my real project, burning out from overexposure to the under-attended but provocative screenings at the Fingerlakes Environmental Film Festival, scrambling to finish this crazy Radioh Dissny article, and going completely insane compiling what was supposed to be an INFORMAL teen pop survey (which is now more formal and very big -- a full data CD and counting). On-and-off researching/listening/poking around for this thing has provided a few revelations:

1) Holy shit, the new Marit Larsen album is amazing.
2) Holy shit, the new(est) Rachel Stevens album is amazing.
3) Holy shit, I haven't been missing much by not listening to new music in the past few months (unrelated, but I finally sat down and listened to a few albums). [EDIT: OK, a plea to indie rock artists I really am trying to engage with -- STOP USING NINE MINUTE SONGS FOR THE OPENING TRACK. Hard enough to get into this new Destroyer album (which I think I like maybe), but the Islands (who I don't like...tuff luff! Ha!) are RIDICULOUS. Anyway...]
4) Holy shit, extended listening time with B*Witched. Marion Raven. Cherie. Kaci Brown. Stacie Orrico. Fan_3. It's not all great, but it's all available, and the list continues. Also, Darcy's Wild Life and Pokemon soundtracks prove to be very valuable in this endeavor.

So to kick hyperdrive into hyperdrive, more Myspace silliness and some pretty good finds.


Lindsay Robins

She's Canadian. She cites Pat Benatar, Alanis Morissette, and Chrissie Hynde as influences. She is professedly NOT a "pop tart." She also wrote this:

By the age of 13 I began singing 'pop' music in recording studios with various writers. I never really liked singing bubblegum music and over time I became sick of being told to make my vocals sound less aggressive. Soon enough I started writing songs of my own. By the age of 15 I started co-writing and recording both 'rock' and 'pop/rock' songs.


No, it's not Skye (Skye loves bubblegum and would readily describe herself as a pop tart!)...it's Lindsay! No, it's not Lindsay...it's Lindsay Robins! Highlight of the page is "What Would You Do," which is somewhere between the Veronicas and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (not bad!). One to keep an eye on, f'real.



Kristy Frank

Featured on the Darcy's soundtrack, but I actually found this Myspace through Pop Blitz magazine, who friended me recently (btw, the old Basshead Myspace has been replaced by this very blog). I like the Myspace tracks more than the relatively bland track on DWL OST; I'm actually getting kind of a Rachel Stevens vibe. (Why am I not listening to Rachel Stevens right now? This is good, too.)

All three of these tracks are pretty good...nothing jumps out, good or bad (which is good). Even the obligatory acoustic confessional track is bubblegum enough to keep it from dipping into total blandness (or is it "pop country enough"? It has been suggested as of late that there's more bubblegum in country than teen pop these days -- although pop country's influence on teen pop continues to expand and the line between the two is pretty well blurred at this point as it is).

My advice to Kristy Frank: start adopting some esoteric literary and musical influences (even if you're faking it) and write cryptic, hilarious blog posts about the media you voraciously consume on a regular basis. This is why Brie Larson's next album is going to play almost exclusively to weirdo rock critics (tweens won't get the Big Star and Bukowski references).



Sara Paxton

Not a particularly interesting Myspace page (I'll bet Sara's never even seen it), but I should note here that I think I've fallen in love with Sara Paxton. Didn't really notice her on Aquamarine ("Connected" is OK not great), but "Take a Walk" gets me for some reason. Maybe it's collaborating with that Myspace pic, which is mesmerizing. And not in that super-creepy Amy Diamond air-brush iris kinda way. Pitter patter goes my little heart...apologies to my long-suffering gurlfriend.



Funn Club

Here's one that does creep me out. Can't quite put my finger on why -- there's something very dead-eyed soulless about this group. They're like Huckapoo without the fascinating intellectual property-heavy backstory or Dizney support or even flimsy constructed cartoon persona for each member. I mean, they're just five girls in tank tops. And they're smiling. All the time.

Worth noting are "friend" links to Triple Image, who in turn led me to someone named Jer-Z -- a kid R&B artist with OK tunes and decent production who has no appreciation for her Myspace stalkers (hence not talking about her separately). Who led me to the fake Lene Nystrom (more on that in a sec). I would just like to illustrate how Myspace networking can easily become an all-consuming obsession.



The Fake Lene Nystrom

Who the hell is Lene Nystrom?? (scratches head, googles it...)

HOLY SHIT (parallel structure post)! IT IS LENE "AQUA" NYSTROM!!!


The Real Lene Nystrom

Album Play with Me is from 2003, but I'd never heard of it until now. Apparently, Nystrom was also involved in writing Girls Aloud's "No Good Advice" (also from 2003, except THAT album was cleared for hipsters for some reason...). If Lene Nystrom ever puts out another album, I'll sell my pancreas for an advance copy. Captiol [edit: that's Capital, not Captiol. But I still feel the latter should read the rest] take note (I KNOW y'all still lurk here. INTERVIEW QUESTIONS, TICK TOCK, I GRADUATE IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES).

Note to future FLEFF programmers: I think that a Mark Hosler/Lene Nystrom IP superduo would dominate next year's festival. Just putting it out there.

Also lots of great Myspace nods from Popjustice in the past week or two: British ska(?)/rap artist Lily Allen, Sugababe gone solo Siobhan Donaghy, and former Mis-Teeq member Alesha Dixon.


Saturday, April 01, 2006

Change of Venue!

I've decided that this teen pop bullshit just won't fly. I apologize to anyone who took this blog seriously. Here is our new location:

Death Cab for Cutie Will Change Your Life

Enjoy the musings of enamelcamel and DCFCFan#Uno.

So that I might leave some tangible legacy, here is the complete Radio Disney playlist for the week of 3/27/06 (note that the pick/kick Click 5 song that POST-DATES THIS PLAYLIST is ALREADY ELIGIBLE for Top 30 voting. Democracy is a farce!)

RADIO DISNEY PLAYLIST

3/27/06 (212 artists)

Top 5: Hilary Duff (20), Jump5 (14), Aly and AJ (11), Kelly Clarkson (9), Jesse McCartney and Britney Spears (8).

*NSYNC: Bye Bye Bye; Gone; It’s Gonna Be Me; Tearin’ Up My Heart
3 Doors Down: Here Without You; Kryptonite; Let Me Go
A*Teens: Halfway Around the World; I Can’t Help Falling in Love with You; Mamma Mia; Under the Sea
Aaron Carter: Aaron’s Party (Come and Get It); America AO; I Want Candy; One Better; Saturday Night; That’s How I Beat Shaq
Akon: Lonely
Aladdin: A Whole New World
Alex and Zoe: Girl Next Door
All American Rejects: Swing Swing
Aly and AJ: Collapsed; Do You Believe in Magic; In a Second; No One; On the Ride; Protecting Me; Rush; Speak for Myself; Sticks and Stones; Walking on Sunshine; Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
American Juniors: ABC
Amerie: One Thing
Aneliese Vanderpol: Over It
Ashlee Simpson: Boyfriend; L.O.V.E.; Pieces of Me; Shadow
Ashley Parker Angel: I’m Better; Let U Go
Aslyn: Be the Girl
Atomic Kitten: The Tide Is High
Avril Lavigne: Complicated; Fall to Pieces; He Wasn’t; I Always Get What I Want; My Happy Ending; Sk8er Boi; SpongeBob Squarepants
B-52s: Roam
B5: All I Do; Big Bad Wolf; Dance 4 You; Get’cha Head In the Game; Let’s Groove; U Got Me
BB Mak: Back Here
BNL [Barenaked Ladies]: I Have a Little Dreidel; One Little Slip; One Week
Backstreet Boys: Everybody; Incomplete; Just Want You to Know; Larger Than Life; Quit Playing Games with My Heart; The Call
Baha Men: Holla; It’s a Small World After All; Move It Like That; Who Let the Dogs Out
Beu Sisters: Anytime You Need a Friend; Someday Somehow
Black Eyed Peas: Don’t Lie; Let’s Get It Started; Pump It
Blue Man Group: Time to Start
Bo Bice: The Real Thing
Bon Jovi: Have a Nice Day; It’s My Life
Bow Wow: Basketball; Like You
Bowling for Soup: 1985; Almost; Bare Necessities; I Melt with You; Live It Up; Ohio; Punk Rock 101
Bratz: So Good
Brie Larson: Life After You; She Said; Whatever
Britney Spears: (You Drive Me) Crazy; Baby One More Time; I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman; Lucky; Oops…I Did It Again; Overprotected; Stronger
Brooke Hogan: Everything to Me
Caleigh Peters: Reach
Carl Douglas: Kung Fu Fighting
Carrie Underwood: Inside Your Heaven; Some Hearts
Cheetah Girls: Cheetah Sisters; Cinderella; Girl Power; I Won’t Say; Shake a Tail Feather
Cheyenne: Four Walls; Hello Goodbye
Chic: Good Times; Le Freak
Chica: Make You Dance
Chris Brown: Man’s Best Friend; Yo
Christina Aguilera: Car Wash with Missy Elliott; Voice Within
Christy Carlson Romano: Dive In; I’m Ready; Say the Word; Teacher’s Pet
Chubby Checker: Limbo Rock
Circle of Stars: A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes; Circle of Life
Clay Aiken: Invisible; Proud of Your Boy; The Way
Cooler Kids: All Around the World
Counting Crows: Accidentally in Love
Crazy Frog: Axel F; Popcorn
Creed: My Sacrifice
D-Tent Boys: Dig It
DHT: Listen to Your heart
Daft Punk: One More Time; Technologic
Daniel Bedingfield: Gotta Get Thru This
Dave Stewart: Everybody All Over the World (Join the Celebration)
Def Leppard: No Matter What
Destiny’s Child: Survivor
Devo 2.0: And That’s Good
Diana DeGarmo: Boy Like You; Emotional; Then I Woke Up
Dream Street: It Happens Every Time
Eiffel 65: Blue
Elijah: Girlfriend
Emaneht: I’ll Wait
Emma Roberts: I Wanna Be
Everlife: Can You Hear Me; Everyday Is Christmas; Go Figure; I’m Over It; Strangers Like Me
Fatboy Slim: Rockafeller
Fefe Dobson: Everything; Take Me Away
Frankie J: More Than Words
Gavin De Graw: Follow Through; I Don’t Want to Be
Girl Next Door: Saving Jane
Goo Goo Dolls: Better Days; Give a Little Bit
Good Charlotte: Hold On; Predictable
Green Day: Wake Me Up When September Ends
Greg Raposo: Every Summer; Take Me Back Home
Gwen Stefani: Cool; Rich Girl
Hampton and the Hampsters: Sing a Simple Song
Hampton the Hampster: Hampterdance Song
Hannah Montana: Best of Both Worlds
Hanson: Penny and Me
High School Musical Cast: Bop to the Top; We’re All in This Together
Hilary Duff: Beat of My Heart; Come Clean; Fly; Haters; I Am; I Can’t Wait; Jericho; Metamorphosis; Mr. James Dean; Our Lips Our Sealed; Party Up; Rock This World; So Yesterday; Someone’s Watching Me; Tell Me a Story (About the Night Before); The Girl Can Rock; The Math; Wake Up; Who’s That Girl; Why Not
Hoku: Perfect Day
Hoobastank: Disappear; If I Were You; The Reason
Hope 7: Breakthrough; Falling Down Your Stare; I Want Everything
Hope Partlow: Sick Inside; Who We Are
Hot Hot Heat: Middle of Nowhere
Jacob Latimore: Best Friend
JammX Kids: Keep U Dancing
Jarvis: Radio
Jasmine Trias: Excuses
Jason Mraz: Geek in the Pink
Jay Kid: Blame It on the Boogie
Jennifer Lopez: Jenny from the Block
Jesse McCartney: Beautiful Soul; Don’t Go Breaking My Heart; Get Your Shine On; Good Life; One Way or Another; She’s No You; What’s Your Name; When You Wish Upon a Star
Jessica Simpson: Angel; Irresistible; With You
Jessie Daniels: The Noise
Jojo: Baby It’s You; Leave (Get Out); Not That Kind of Girl
Jonas Brothers: Mandy
Joy Williams: We
Jump 5: All I Can Do; Beauty and the Beast; Dance with Me; Do Ya; Don’t Run Away; God Bless the USA; Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride; It’s a Beautiful World; Pressure; Rock This Christmas; Spinnin’ Around; Throw Your Hands Up; We Are Family; Welcome to Our Family
Junior Senior: Move Your Feet
Justin Timberlake: Cry Me a River
Kaci: I Will Learn to Love Again
Kaci Brown: Instigator; Unbelievable
Katelyn Tarver: Wonderful Crazy
Katrina and the Waves: Walking on Sunshine
Kelly Clarkson: A Moment Like This; Because of You; Behind These Hazel Eyes; Breakaway; Miss Independent; RESPECT; Since U Been Gone; The Trouble with Love Is; Walk Away
Kimberley Locke: 8th World Wonder; A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes
Krystal: Supergirl!
Kyle Massey: It’s a Dog
Kyle Riabko: Carry On
Kylie Minogue: The Locomotion
LMNT: It’s Just You; Juliet
Lalaine: Cruella De Vil; I’m Not Your Girl
Las Ketchup: The Ketchup Song
LeAnn Rimes: Can’t Fight the Moonlight
Leigh Nash: I Gotta See You Smile
Lifehouse: You and Me
Lil’ Romeo: My Baby; My Cinderella; My Girlfriend
Lillix: It’s About Time; Tomorrow; What I Like About You
Lindsay Lohan: First; I Decide; Over; Rumours; That Girl; Ultimate
Linkin Park: Faint; In the End
Lion King: Hakuna Matata
Lizzie McGuire: What Dreams Are Made Of
Lou Bega: Disney Mambo no. 5
MC Hammer: U Can’t Touch This
Madonna: American Dragon; Hung Up; Sorry (Madonna)
Mandy Moore: Candy; Cry
Marcos Hernandez: If You Were Mine
Marcus: Pop Muzik
Mariah Carey: We Belong Together
Marion Raven: We Are W.I.T.C.H.
Matchbox 20: Unwell
Mavin: The Chosen One (American Dragon Theme)
McCookie: Supersonic
Michelle Branch: All You Wanted; Are You Happy Now?; Breathe; Everywhere
Mickey Mouse: Hey Mickey
Mikaila: So in Love with Two
Milky: Be My World
Mr. C the Slide Man: Cha Cha Slide
Natasha Bedingfield: These Words; Unwritten
Nelly: Is It You or Is It Ain’t; Over and Over
Nelly Furtado: I’m Like a Bird; Powerless
New Found Glory: Failure’s Not Flattering
Nikki Cleary: 1-2-3
Nine Days: Absolutely
No Doubt: It’s My Life
PCD [Pussycat Dolls]: Stickwitwu
Patti LaBelle and Joss Stone: Stir It Up
Phil Collins: You’ll Be in My Heart
Pink: Get the Party Started
Play: Evergirl; Every Little Step; M.A.S.T.E.R.; Us Against the World; Whole Again
Queen: We Will Rock You
RD Dawgz: On the Radio
Rachel Stevens: Fools
Raven: Backflip; Grazin’ in the Grass; Mystify; Some Call It Magic; Supernatural; Superstition; This Is My Time
Reel 2 Real: I Like to Move It
Reggaeton Ninos: Oye Mi Canto
Relient K: Be My Escape; Who I Am Hates Who I Was
Rihanna: Pon de Replay; S.O.S.
Ron Stoppable and Rufus: The Naked Mole Rap
Rose Falcon: Up Up Up
Ryan Cabrera: On the Way Down; Photo; Shine On; True
S Club: Best Friend
Sabrina Bryan: B You
Santana with Alex Band: Why Don’t You and I
Santana with Michelle Branch: I’m Feeling You
Sara Paxton: Take a Walk; Talk to Me
Savvy: True Believer
Shania Twain: Up
Sheryl Crow: Soak Up the Sun
Simon and Milo: Get a Clue
Simple Plan: Don’t Wanna Think About You; Happy Together; Perfect; Shut Up; Untitled; Welcome to My Life
Skye Sweetnam: Just the Way I Am; Number One; Tangled Up in Me
Smashmouth: All Star; I’m a Believer
Spongebob Squarepants: Best Day Ever
Stacie Orrico: More to Life
Steven Curtis Chapman: Remembering You
Stevie Brock: All for Love; If U Be My Baby; Three Is a Magic Number; Zip a Dee Doo Dah
Stitch: Aloha E Komo Mai
Sugar Ray: Someday
Sugarcult: Memory
Superchick: Anthem
Switchfoot: Dare You to Move; Gone; Meant to Live; Stars; We Are One
Teddy Geiger: For You I Will
Tegan and Sara: Walking with a Ghost
The Calling: Our Lives
The Click Five: Catch Your Wave; Just the Girl; Lies; Man’s Best Friend; Pop Princess; Say Goodnight; Something Strange
The Truth Squad: Believe; Graduation
The Wiseguys: Star the Commotion
The Zetta Bytes: Notice Me
Tiffany Evans: I Want You Back; Who Am I
Tobymac: Gone; New World
Train: Drops of Jupiter
Triple Image: Last One Standing
Trollz: It’s a Hair Thing
Troutfishing in America: The Window
Troy and Gabriella: Bop to the Top; Breaking Free; Start of Something New
Tyler Hilton: How Love Should Be; When It Comes
Usher: Burn; Caught Up; You’ll Be in My Heart
Van Halen: Jump
Vanessa Carlton: A Thousand Miles
Vengaboys: We Like to Party
Village People: Y.M.C.A.
Vitamin C: Graduation
Weezer: Beverly Hills
Will Smith: Black Suits Comin (Nod Ya Head)
William Hung: Y.M.C.A.
Yellowcard: Ocean Avenue; Only One
ZOEgirl: Feel Alright
Fan_3: Boom; Geek Love; It’s a Small World After All