Thursday, November 30, 2006

The Cure for Podcast

1. I need a name for my hypothetical podcast that I would be doing if I could figure out how to do it. All suggestions considered.

[EDIT: Stylus offers podcasts and I might start doing one there as a sort of add-on to my column. In which case it would be the Sugar Shock podcast. I'll keep ya's posted.]

2. Submitted a Top 20 to Stylus, thinking of switching "Only a Fool" (#2) to "Don't Save Me" (didn't make the list, but truthfully should be somewhere around...oh, 12 maybe) to help Marit Larsen get higher on the list. To #1 if possible. My rationale for the other one is: best song (released as a single) on best album = second best single of the year. Haven't heard lots of stuff that I probably should...expect an actual 2006 list sometime around January 10th when I finally process everything. Well, more.

3. Albums...something like Marit - Paris - Ark - Veronicas...Fergie? Hmmmmm. Amy Diamond, MCR, Phoenix, Marie Serneholt (CRAP forgot to put her on my singles list, but can't think of anything I'd replace...maybe Teddybears w/ "I Need a House"...too late oh well), maybe Girl Talk.

4. Pop-up bubbles from High School Musical pop-up edition (just stuff I scribbled down while watching it for a half hour):

♥ "Sometimes people don't pay attention when you sing karaoke...unless you're really good!"

♥ "They say necessity is the mother of invention, but in this case it was a proud father!" (Forget who the proud father was...)

♥ "A hockey arena is called an 'ice skating rink.'"

♥ "Sharpay is very comfortable in this sparkly outfit."

♥ "Peer pressure :("

♥ "Vanessa was home-schooled after 7th grade, so she never attended high school"

5. Brie Larson's 'zine, Bunnies and Traps, comes out on December 15th. Website and Myspace. Kinda pricey.

6. Forgot to check Radio Disney against Mediabase this week to see how my predictions about "Greatest Time of Year" went. It's at #12 online, #9 in airplay, forget what I thought would happen. I think I said it would peak a week or two before Christmas around #3? But I think it might go #1 closer to Christmas.

And holy jeez I just saw THIS:

What's your fave winter tune?

-Greatest Time of Year
-Jingle Bell Rock
-Winter Wonderland
-Mr. Grinch
-Not This Year
-Let It Snow


Might get a chance to review it for the Fjork. FOUR AND A HALF OR BUST.

7. Interested to see how this Idolator counter-P&J thing goes. Don't care for the site, but I do trust the organizer(s?) and they certainly have the resources to do it. And I don't have any problems with doing both polls, though I wonder if this will have an impact on P&J. If they allow comments, I'll see if I can come up with something brief and witty that will cause people to chuckle but also think about Paris Hilton.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Everybody want a piece of my turkey


Paris Hilton enjoys a chunk of traditional holiday tofurky and diet soy gravy

1. It being T-day and all, I'm compiling a bunch of drafts I saved up this week and expelling them into the interweb at once. I'm not editing or deleting any of it, because if there's anything further to be said, amended, contradicted, it'll happen in the comments. I just reread some of the Paris posts the other night and the back and forth was really interesting to watch develop all in one go, my thinking on that album and Paris and a bunch of other things changed very quickly, several times over. I think it's probably my #2 or #3 of the year at this point.

I bring it up 'cuz at this time last year I was seriously considering giving up the blog and moving on -- I always tend to feel a little bummed/burned out at the end of the year (side note: "Not This Year" is the only non-single in my top ten at this point, since "Only a Fool" HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY RELEASED AS A SINGLE!!!), and abandoning a blog is a wonderful way to feel as though you've made a significant change (and sometimes it's a significant change, but last year it was just year-end angst...it did lead eventually to the current layout, which is much better than the boring old Blogger template). But I really like this blog and made the right decision to pick things back up, and I would encourage other unsure or sporadic bloggers to try to write it out instead of waiting it out.

Anyway, I think a great conversation has been developing here throughout 2006, and I've discovered lots of great(er) conversations happening elsewhere, but the main point is that anyone reading this (anyone? anyone?) should comment more often, because it's the only way to move conversations forward. For me, it's the only way to start to understand the nebulous ideas that emerge in intial posts, which I basically view as thought dumps most of the time. And I should be commenting more elsewhere, too -- in the past two or three years (as long as I've been paying much attention, basically) I've noticed a major movement away from back-and-forth conversation even in some of the highest profile and most popular MP3 blogs, and if my impression is correct, this is a truly poisonous development. Onward to holiday chaff...

2. P&J in the year 2000 (and 1999, which I didn't get around to). I'm going to sidestep my Summer of Stan (listened to a dubbed cassette of Marshall Mathers LP pretty much non-stop, so that's what I was into at the time) and instead suggest that c. 2000 was a bad time to create/feed teenage myths about the illegitimacy of current pop music. I'm about a year away from full-on music obsession, which meant effectively tuning out the radio and what was going on for Musical History and Cool Music That You Should Be Paying Attention To. This wasn't until early 2001, and 99-00 was sort of the last gasp of what I'd call my adolescent tastes, which were pretty casual and open.

In 2000 I started "getting into" movies, which is to say I rented seven to nine of them in a given week and started building a film geek resume. And I basically did the same thing with music a year later. There's a lot to be written about this, but I'm only touching on a few ideas. I just wonder what happened when I constructed a basic timeline of rock history through All Music Guide, for instance. (Of course All Music is huge and diverse enough to construct different rock histories depending on how you navigate it -- but what happens when you use "You might also like..." click-throughs to build a library of 300, 400 albums in the course of a single summer? What kind of history are you creating, and what went into constructing it?)

So a lot of the stuff I'm ticking now I knew pretty well then, too, but not in the way I would know it a year or two later, when it had its place in a History that wasn't necessarily my history with it, leading me to think and say things like "I never really listened to music before high school," which as you can see from these posts isn't true at all. I think that with so many avenues to find new music, one thing that tends to go overlooked is the extent to which we do construct personal narratives, but that perhaps the promise of practically limitless information suggests to someone just recently "getting into" music -- as a serious intellectual commitment (and I'm not saying that everyone, or even most people, do this, but I did) -- that the path they're choosing is the "correct" path.

3. Jukebox ran Tuesday. Paris's middling score is a bigger travesty than Nadiya's (Paris is about 20 times better), but one thing I thought was odd about the Nadiya blurbs is that no one mentioned that THE CHORUS IS CHOPIN. Note for note. She actually says "CHOPIN PLAY THE SONG," like it's a guest spot. That was neat enough for me to give it an 8, along with it being a great single. As for Paris, y'all got issues, fine, GOOD even, but don't take it out on one of the top five to seven singles of the year which I am currently compiling (I gave it a 9). It should also be noted that I really like the phrase "experimental hamburger."

Speaking of Paris, the Paris thread's been heating up again. [I know I just said I should post other places more, but I've said so much about this already I don't think I have much to argue in the middle of jpeg sabotages.] But I do want to whine about the story that revived the thread, that Paris vomited in the middle of singing one of her songs on stage at a Jay-Z concert. The headline I read uses the phrase "While Attempting to Sing Own Song," which is silly since they put the CD versions on and didn't expect her to sing either of the two songs (whether this was planned or impromptu is unclear, but it doesn't seem like she was a separately billed act or something). Point being that this has ZERO to do with her talent or ability, which are still documented on the album. Still perplexed by the argument against talent, as if her recorded performance is no indicator of her singing ability (still seeing arguments like "well, it's really about her writers/producers' talent" -- (1) she is a co-writer and (2) even if you want to discount that, her role is to perform! So in that sense you can discuss her talent, but you can't assume that what you're hearing has nothing to do with her "actual" ability. I don't understand what's unclear about this). So what I'm basically saying is, the WAR ON LINDSAY (Lindsay just got into a car crash, which I don't buy at all since everyone knows she's rich enough to buy a car with an internal computer that will drive FOR her, so obviously it's a conspiracy) should probably be extended to the WAR ON PARIS and the WAR ON ASHLEE and the WAR ON FERGIE for good measure.

4. A friend of mine just suggested a fascinating economic model for Disney label pop, which she compared to a market system following, for example, the deregulation of the airlines in the 1970s. It's a "perfectly contestable market," which occurs within a larger, possibly monopolistic (or at least monolithic) industry. Roughly -- airline industry: big media/music distro industry :: individual flight "market":boutique labels/album production. So the Disney market is a subdivision of sorts of a larger market model -- the Disney media monopoly -- in which Disney has no inherent control over the product, e.g. they don't control the market (CD prices, dictated by the "primary" market, the music industry standard, or ~15-18 bucks a pop) and they don't necessarily control the content (the music on their albums, though this isn't always the case, and in some specific instances Disney controls for content. But judging from Aly and AJ or any of the Hollywood Records artists who don't get major airplay on Disney, this isn't always the case).

The requirements for a perfectly contestable market include operation at marginal costs (e.g. music production in the subdivision model, as opposed to astronomical costs of marketing and distribution in the overarching monopoly model), the ability of "firms" to enter and exit the market instantaneously (e.g. the ability to throw a bunch of artists at the wall and see who sticks), and the parent corporation acting as an overshadowing force that doesn't actively control the market within the subdivision. In the case of the airlines, a diverse market for flights -- say from Boston to New York or Philly to Phoenix, any time of day or night -- develops under the umbrella of a monolithic airline industry. This follows government deregulation, which in effect allows more flights to more locations more regularly with less regulatory hassle (but no one outside the existing monopolistic industry could possibly afford to offer these flights). In the Disney model, the diverse market is for musical artists, and deregulation is more complicated -- in part it has to do with internet access (in terms of mobilizing a pre-existing market, Disney kids) and technological advances that make high-end music production very cheap.

ANYWAY. The interesting idea here is that the monopoly model acts as an umbrella for another model, which -- contrary to a general perception of stifling diversity (which, distribution-wise, the overarching monopoly model does, but only meaning there are a select few primary sources of mass distribution, which is kind of a no-brainer) -- actually encourages it. Not that I needed any convincing of that in economic terms, I just found this discussion interesting.

How this relates to recent discussion: Aly and AJ seem to be creating their audience in a similar way to Ashlee, there's no clear artistic or audience path for them, though not to the extent that there's no path for Ashlee. BUT, the Disney monopoly ensures that the artists have the audience as a given, but it has no influence on what they do, how it sounds, provided they play by the rules just long enough to keep their name out there ("Greatest Time of Year" on Disney Channel commercial breaks, "Not This Year" most likely not gonna be on Disney Channel anytime soon, both from the same album) or sometimes push some boundaries (success of "Rush" on RD), but for the most part retain artistic freedom. If Ashlee was on Hollywood Records, working with the same producers...she's still in the Top 50 over on RD.

OK, that's all for a while, but I won't be taking a three-month hiatus. Not this year.


Tuesday, November 14, 2006

JOP 2.0 (years combined into one post)



1. WOW middle school. A lot happenin' in music, and plenty more not happening on the P&J charts, like, uh, MY HEART WILL GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON EVEN WHEN YOU PUT SOUTH PARK VOICES OVER IT [EDIT: I can't find this anywhere, so maybe I'm making it up or something, but I swear I remember a parody of the song with the bits from Titanic replaced with lines from "South Park," which premiered the same year if I'm not mistaken...if this DOESN'T exist, then I'd like to know what on earth I could possibly be thinking of...]. Missy, Jay-Z, Spice Girls (stateside), Hanson, Lauryn Hill, Daft Punk, Harvey Danger. "Flagpole Sitta" still great. Biggest omission from my list that I should probably rectify is Aaliyah's "Are You That Somebody?" Counts toward an HSR ['98], I guess, along with semi-OK Propellerhead w/ Shirley Bassey - "History Repeating." [EDIT: y'know it occurs to me watching the video that I actually knew this song pretty well when it came out, totally forgot that it's from Dr. Doolittle, at the time it was "that weird-ass baby song," and both of my roommates just said "is this the song with the baby crying? I love this song!"] No SBDs or HSRs in '97, though. In fact, this ('98, that is) might be the only poll within my child/teenhood with a song on it that I have zero memory of from the time but fell in love with much later (Stardust, which I almost overlooked! I think I like "Music Sounds Better with You" more than "Rosa Parks").

Anyway, sociological analysis of my middle school years...uh, no, not enough energy to go there this time out. Suffice it to say that those two years, when all us ugly terrible kids got sealed up in the middle of nowhere isolated from everybody, were some strange times. I keep going back to THE DANCE, which I always felt uncomfortable at...there were a lot of them, every Saturday night was TEEN NIGHT, usually not cool enough for the 8th graders, plus two or three yearly dances. FEMALE CONTACT! I think I "dated" like twelve girls in middle school (counting the ones that did it on a dare, OK that was just once and of COURSE it had to be the day I was wearing my oversized neon VISIT THE CARIBBEAN T-shirt, but I did get broken up with twice in one day, with one of the great all time clunkers from a nasty best friend of said two-day gf whose name I won't reveal..."Do you like dump trucks? 'Cuz Rachel does!" Jokes on you because my heart will go on, also counting the ones where one person asks the other person out and then breaks up SAME DAY DELIVERY over the phone, ending a platonic friendly relationship with the girl you actually liked! Or passing lewd notes and snickering until it kind of goes a little too far and ANOTHER platonic friendly relationship ends, or ANOTHER girl likes you on Thursday, which is Valentine's Day, so you have to say you're going out with her until at LEAST the next Monday, and then in two years she's preggers! And there's that rotating cast of on-again-off-again(-but-mostly-off) girlfriends with whom you stay friends and visit their lovely apartments in Boston and bookmark pro-Paris sites and talk about Disney's control of a new dominant demographic and unstoppable market force, lots of middle schoolers between less crucial catch-up conversation)...fascinating approximations of "adult" (later-teen) relationships. They should totally comment here, too.

2. Reading Lester Bangs again, particularly interested in some of his comments in the Troggs essay, or maybe it was the Pop Pies essay, which I might try to sneak into an upcoming column on CLUNKERS, CLICHES, N' THROWAWAYS trying to figure out how the "filler" in a lot of teenpop functions. Forgot what the context for thinking of that was, maybe a description of that great Stooges line, oh my, boo hoo (which he mis-transcribes as "my my, boo hoo"). Haven't read it in almost five years, and I realize that I probably missed the point -- or maybe got it in a sort of short-lived giddy rush and then promptly forgot it -- at the time. Also helps that I understand who/what he's talking about a little better. So anyway, I'm interested in how and in what (lyrical) context artists like Ashlee and Aly/AJ deliver their best lines, padding them with cliches or weak lyrics. Meaning maybe (and this is a pretty tenuous connection) that the structural support of cliches and bad poetry give these artists a sort of "cover" (not that its an intentional one), and they're keeping the PARTY -- and this isn't really Lester's party, of course, PARTY maybe having a similar function as the "extreme" in "Extreme Pop"? -- alive by making everyone else think they're a buncha wholesome dorks. At least, I think that's what Aly and AJ are doing, draping themselves in Disney ears so you won't notice those totally devastating moments, even if you can kind of get the undercurrent if you give it a fair listen.

3. OK...what I actually wanted to post about was DEVO 2.0 because I bought CD/DVD at Tower today. 90 mins of footage on the bonus DVD, detailed report to follow. Doesn't make my Top Ten, maybe Twenty, but it's pretty righteous and awesome. Also picked up Supa Dupa Fly for about six bucks, speaking of middle school.

4. Didn't contribute to Stylus Jukebox this week, but the Kim-Lian hate is INEXCUSABLE. That's what I get for not wrecking the curve.

5. Look, this teenpop covers thing just isn't coming together. I'm gonna turn it into a column and CROSS POST w/ the blog to ensure the maximum number of comments.

6. Ross tipped me off to this Stylus feature by Andrew Unterberger, which he also linked. Really great piece, especially after the 90s P&J polls.


Wednesday, November 08, 2006

ChaffPost - Post-Election Edition (Laughing at Children IS VERY MEAN AND WRONG)

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2. The one and only mention of the Britney/K-Fed divorce EVER on this blog, ready?

WHO CARES

[EDIT: sorry to take away some of the snark with an edit, but the context for this is specific, i.e. last night's news broadcasts, which managed to shoehorn the DIVORCE between election stats where it was very much unwanted.]

3. Hannah Montana at #1 for second week in a row, even though that MCR album is much better. Sorry, had to be said.

4. New Stylus column ran and I reluctantly decided to keep the typos in at the last minute because they were so adorable. Not so great this time out -- only thing I'll mention here is that a Lucy Woodward reference was cut (Alexandra Slate and Lucy were linked in Johnny Loftus's Allmusic review from 2003...he has quite a few good teenpop reviews at AMG, and he was also the ONLY person to vote for Skye Sweetnam's album in the 2004 Pitchfork year-end list). Check the comments section for "issues." Which maybe I'll address when the person bringing them up isn't an idiot.

Stay tooned for the INDIE TEENPOP AWARDS PRE-GAME SHOW (who needs to be contacted for this to happen, btw?).

[EDIT: also cut from the column was a link to the Esquire article that was quoted in the Voice Leslie Carter review. It's available here if you have a library card, if not email me and I'll hook you up.]

5. I'm going to combine P&J '97-'98 thoughts into a combined middle school edition. I think the Shamefully Belated Discoveries have basically ended, although I'm sure there will be a few songs I've never heard down the line. I might start using songs from the comments to find SBDs, so f'rinstance in '97 it probably goes to this.


Thursday, November 02, 2006

No Diggity, No No Doubt.

Wow. Zow. Um, that would be ZERO Shamefully Belated Discoveries in 1996. Except one, Underworld - Born Slippy which wins by default.

No head smacks really. This was a year where I can't say I learned much more about pop music than any other (the banner year is still '94), but it's the year where I knew EVERYTHING on this chart, and have very specific recollections of the music in the actual context of my life at the time. Dancing to Quad City DJs (holy crap, Britain, wise up here, can't blame some of this on a culture gap), dancing to the Macarena, dancing to "No Diggity," dancing to the Fugees, singing to the Fugees, dancing to
"California Love," singing along to almost everything else...a lot of these held over into middle school, i.e. elem and middle school dances comprising many of these hott traxx.

Evidence that '96/'97 kinda blurred is that it did on the P&J polls, too. Songs I associate with 7th grade ("Wannabe," "Mmmbop") I think of historically as '96 songs (the former hitting bigger in the states in '97, the latter being RELEASED in '97, dunno why I associate it with '96, except that I like to think of 2006 as the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of teenpop-as-genre, coinciding with the Radio Disney anniversary I spose), and was concerned about their omission until I calmed down and checked out the HANSON TRIUMPH and SPICE GIRLS OK SHOWING in '97.

Actually missing from the polls: THA CROSSROADS (come on, people), IRONIC (isn't that...! No, it isn't), SITTIN' UP IN MY ROOM, NO DOUBT. All of which probably had more of an impact on me at the time than anything on that list (which also had a pretty big impact, right down to Ye Primitive Radio Gods).