Saturday, January 26, 2008

OK, Let's Keep Talking About Taste

I've been having major issues with Carl Wilson's Let's Talk About Love, and I'd like to articulate some of my concerns more, since I've been pussyfooting around some of my agitation (and, frankly, bitterness) over his thoughts and arguments about taste. In brief, I think it's a bad sign that so many in the music crit community have been taking something away from the discussion of taste, because to me it was not only the least effectively stated, but actually the most wrongheaded aspect of the book -- it seeks to identify taste as a social practice without really engaging in that social practice, and the result is a book that makes lots of claims about "how taste works" in a general sense that basically misses the point of taste in the first place. As I said in the comments section:

"One thing that makes taste taste is a constant process of visceral impact with analysis, which is why when you skip out on the analysis part, the why and the how of an individual object of study, you've kind of negated the interesting part of having taste in the first place."

And, related, here's an observation from Frank Kogan:

...social practices totally defeat the attempt to say that something is either in a mind or it is in matter, since social practices seem to "be" in neither or both. This to me is a very good reason to discard the whole question of mind and matter. An analogy in criticism to "mind" and "matter" (it's not an exact analogy, since it isn't even addressing the question whether pains etc. are states of a body or states of a mind) would be, on the "mind" end, someone saying that "taste" is entirely in the mind of the observer and that therefore one can't argue about it; and on the "matter" end it would be saying that what's good about music can be specified entirely by what's in the music, or what the music does in the world, and that once we point out what's in the music or what it's doing everyone has to assent to this. But these are just maneuvers to bring the conversation to an end, to say, "You can't argue with me here." And overall, they don't work, since value judgments resist being reduced to either "mere taste" or "facts."


Here's a passage in which Carl is getting into what might have caused a visceral dislike reaction (an "allergic" reaction) to Celine:

I'm intuiting that there's no sleight of hand or subtle reinterpretation I can use to fit her music into my store of cultural capital: it can only make me dorkier if I listen to it, so I push it away hard and fast. Conversely, her fans, from another class or standpoint, find something in the music that seems to increase their own cultural capital, the value of her voice or her romanticism or her westernness, so they latch on.

Besides being a bright caution light against calling musicians naff, tacky, or ketaine, this thought is discouraging for our experiment: ...the research suggests I am not going to appreciate her in the same terms her fans do. ...Indeed you could fairly say that my experiment is an attempt to expand my cultural capital among music critics, to gain symbolic status by being the most omnivorous of all.


He goes on to test whether or not "we" (rock critics) are really so different from "them" (Celine fans) and finds, predictably, that there's not some huge economic or educational chasm separating all of us.

But what this passage really illuminates is the general framework in which Carl wants taste to work. It's a thing of surveys, anecdotes, research -- it's a lot of "matter." But "matter" doesn't open up conversation about a piece of music; the reasons given to listen to Celine Dion at all might be "she's popular, these are the kinds of people with whom she's popular, they're socially different from rock critics but not economically or educationally that far off," or "she's a unique minority status that the rest of the world doesn't recognize," or "we should really try to listen to EVERYTHING" (which would be an absurd proposition anyway).

But it doesn't really tell us anything about how taste works. Cultural capital is a buzzword used to stand in for some social "system" that doesn't connect back to life as it's lived -- it doesn't strike me as anything close to the complex goings-on in our heads 'n' bodies when we listen to music. There is no useful music conversation to be had if we aren't specific, don't map out our thought processes on a case by case basis; what we have instead is a conversation about "social practices" in broad strokes that glosses over the very stuff of the practices (i.e., what it is that people are going on about in the first place) and negates the value of talking about it. (Namely, by deluding ourselves into thinking we've finally "learned something.")

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But the bigger personal issue I have with the book is that it gestures toward a "poptimist" position that no one holds, identifies an "omnivorous" position that no one SHOULD hold (not because omnivorousness is bad, but because it's not a position), and offers in "compensation" for these self-constructed lacking modes of analysis a half-baked vision of what's already good about good pop criticism in the first place. Thing is, pop criticism isn't good when it sets certain criteria, a loose set of rules, from which we might start to finally understand an artist's work. This is an enterprise doomed to boredom at least and condescension at worst. In fact, it's exactly what I was doing in 2005, which I talk about in my irony column: I kept all of my pernicious social assumptions (specifically about Skye Sweetnam and her audience) intact and, in the "greater good" of being OK with liking something made by "these people," "saved" her from herself (and her audience) so that I could have a good larf without being "ironic."

Note all the scare quotes.

But I've already written about this, so:

[Referring to the 2005 piece] This is bullshit. Skye is being ironic in “Billy S”; it’s a self-professed rebellion-song parody, and also very funny on its own terms, though not as funny as her best and maybe most ironic song, “Hypocrite.” But to know all of that, I would need to understand who Skye Sweetnam is and what her music is doing, and clearly, I didn’t yet. My point at the time, I think, was that I shouldn’t be presuming that my enjoyment of the music was ironic. More accurately, though, I was saying that I shouldn’t have been enjoying it and was doing so in spite of myself or against reason.

What was really happening in my mind basically amounts to a variation on a point I made in a previous column: I was instinctively making a social distinction (between myself and Skye, and between myself and the types of people who might listen to Skye or have feature-length sitcoms geared toward them), conflating it with my natural, intuitive enjoyment, and then building upon this amalgam. I was trying to construct a “reasoned” argument for “unironic appreciation” without examining my thought processes first. Why should a song’s vapidity preclude or obstruct my enjoyment of it? What about “Billy S” indicated a “marketing strategy”? What relationship did my enjoyment have to the ideas I believed Skye was conveying in “Billy S,” and what did cynicism—or irony—have to do with it?


I'm wrong in one respect: I didn't need to know who Skye Sweetnam was or what her music was doing to find "Billy S" funny. I found it funny to begin with. But what I didn't do was embrace it openly without these little hurdles of resistance, mostly coming from bankrupt and presumptuous hypotheses about "what sort of people" were making or digging this stuff, blocking me up. Which is to say, the problem was me.

Key point here, though, is better expressed at the end of the article:

But for me, the deepest laughs and the deepest listening—that which offers the richest personal experiences and sparks the most exciting conversations—came when I finally tried to meet Skye and Ashlee and Aly and AJ on their own terms, when I realized that they were still a step ahead of me. I was so “clever” I missed how funny they were, so “deep” already I didn’t bother to dig.

And this is what ultimately might be most harmful with Carl's approach in this book. The reason to listen to these artists had nothing to do with omnivorousness or some form of "popism" that had me gleefully/anarchically uprooting an orthodoxy of taste (if you want to see me "uprooting taste" like I deserved a cookie for it, read the article I tore to shreds in the column; I set out with a "project" and I wound up sounding, as I said re: my older old self in that essay, "smiley smug"!). The reason to listen to these artists is that they offered me something -- their music moved me, in ways I couldn't yet articulate.

But I get no sense of Carl being moved by Celine, before or after his thought experiment. I get no sense of Carl really caring about Celine as an artist who makes music (though he cares about her as an object of study -- although artists I have no sense of as even human routinely move me more than most Celine Dion -- I think I'd rather write a book on Jojo than a Celine Dion album!), and meanwhile she -- and (personal agita alert) not a more deserving & maligned artist w/in rockcrit circles like Ashlee Simpson -- gets the book treatment, because, to quote myself again, what Carl is looking for, and what is in the interests of this series, is "controlled, distanced enjoyment—justifiable appreciation—to match [his] control and distance from the artists and from the people for whom the music is intended." Even if he ends up "saving" "them" after all.

I'm not saying that control and distance necessarily results in bad social analysis, but it's likely to result in bad music criticism, because it's letting critics off the hook for deeply examining their own makeshift assumptions and justifications by shaking their hands for listening at all, for doing what they should have been doing in the first place. It's like that old Chris Rock routine about trying to take credit for some shit you're supposed to do: "I take care of my kids!" "You're supposed to take care of your kids!" "I grappled with Celine Dion on fairer terms than outright dismissal!"


Thursday, January 24, 2008

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions


Any questions?

From Jon Pareles in the NY Times:

Why, for instance, was Ms. Winehouse letting someone shoot video, in a private setting, of her puffing that pipe in the first place? Maybe it’s some version of “keepin’ it real,” the fallacy that insists art must be autobiographical to be worthwhile, as if art were documentation rather than storytelling.


Actually, this isn't a stupid question at all. Why didn't Amy Winehouse display better judgment WHILE SHE WAS SMOKING CRACK?!?!


Monday, January 21, 2008

Keeping Up with Music Is a Gratifying Pursuit That Enriches One's Emotional and Intellectual Faculties. (Skye MLK-Day)


2 LEGIT 2 CRIT

1. I have proof that I listened to music last year: BEHOLD! (P&J ballot is identical, except I took out Rihanna -- not techincally a single -- and stuck in Soulja Boy.)

2. Now listening to Vampire Weekend. Thoughts in REAL TIME.

First track: Phillyish rag-tag meets Canadian-collective violinist meets the DECEMBERISTS (no more admirals or fleets EVER, plz) trying to do a Strokes riff. Next track: Calliope + stick-ass drummin' + uh, Spoon? Now stick-ass-disco drumming into stick-ass-regular drumming, stopped paying attention to the lyrics but haven't heard of any admirals or captains or barges or complicated boy scout knots or sailor uniforms or pirates or hidden treasure (phew). Um, this is nice enough. (Why are people excited about it? Am I missing something? Aren't these guys supposed to sound like Afropop or something?) Oh wait, "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa." It's about as Afropop as Paul Simon, but I'm not going to pretend to hate on Graceland. I get the sense of a semi-competent indie rock band being backed conspicuously/incongruously, like that video of a live performance of "Diamonds on the Souls of Her Shoes" we watched in our middle school Foreign Language Exploratory (FLEX) program -- Paul Simon looking like a total inconsequential schlump and this big chorus behind him, all dressed alike, very sharp, coordinated. Or a makeshift college rock band who found that really good bongo player across the hall from their dorm room and caught him before he had the sense to join some school-sanctioned unit (or drop out and start a band in West Philly). Oh now they've got some fiddlin'. Eclectic! I mean, it's not bad. But it does seem like someone stuck a bunch of recent (and a couple of RETRO) indie trends into centrifuge instead of mashing 'em all together, they're all clinically separated out. Not sure how I feel about it -- I actually kind of like the concept, but in practice it leaves me totally cold (Wolf Parade did something similar with the sound on their first album, which really turned me off and definitely wasn't "concept"-anything as this might be). God, who the hell does this guy remind me of? (Side note: Why do they keep doing Strokes choruses when their hearts obviously aren't in it...or out of it enough to at least be really coldly proficient and economical and such?) Is it just one of those things where he reminds me of so many people my brain short-circuits? Ooh, a song in six.

I'll listen to the rest later, maybe. PROCESSING. Someone please to defend this band!

3. Techno nap album of the year in mid-January! YES! Not ephedrine, it's...(looks it up) Efdemin. Quite the opposite effect of Ephedrine. From Pantha Du Prince (aka HOTTIE OF 2007 WOO!)'s label Dial, similar in sensibility. Link to the Lex's piece on minimal for the Guardian goes here.

4. What else I done bought...Coloratura by James Rabbit, which I'll need to listen to in headphones before I can pass judgment. It's not familiar/"pleasant" enough to be backgroundable (yet), but I already get the sense that it's very charming on its own terms, and I'm hoping the words won't let my gut down. This is also the first album that I've bought independently through the actual artist since...well, Hoku, I guess. Or DaHv. Or Katy Rose. Or Katie Neil. What happened to the INDIE TEENPOP AWARDS?

5. Da Capo is revving up to do their next music installment. I submitted a couple of Sugar Shocks, plus a few of Frank Kogan and Tom Ewing's columns (this and this and this and this) and some sidebar-accessible miscellany. (And this, obviously.) Wasn't able to think of anything else that really set my hair on fire, though -- there were a lot of great but unpublishable conversations that happened all over the place this year.

6. Which reminds me (Skye Soldier Alert), haven't made the SKYE FRIDAY announcement but might as well do it now: SKYE SWEETNAM IS IN THE BEST MUSIC WRITING 2007 EDITION. Honorable mention for the MySpace profile that I nominated last year! So Skye, you have officially been inducted into the Rock Critic Hall of Fame (sort of). Before me, even.


Sunday, January 13, 2008

Zach Chaff

^Amazing I haven't used this one yet.

1. Wrote some semblance of a columnpost for the new digs here on Miley Cyrus and the "See You Again" CASCADE -- I still haven't found any convincing evidence that this song was actively shopped to major radio stations (except for an insinuation it was at Wikipedia). Even the semi-gushing Billboard article on "See You Again" says nothing about how it of all songs on Meet Miley wound up on the charts. (For those of you who care more about the Pats at the moment, check out the post before mine.)

2. Saw one film that might knock "Knocked Up" out of my top ten: Cronenberg's Eastern Promises, which probably gets a notch above "I'm Not There" and somewhere below No Country for Old Men. Best part: duh, bath-house showdown(!!!!) (second place goes to the Russian feast at the beginning).

3. Saw one film that might knock EVERYTHING ELSE out of ANY OTHER LIST EVER: Babe: A Pig in the Motherfuckin City. SO RIDICULOUSLY ADORABLE.

4. Listened to one album that was v. clever: Petra Haden Sings the Who Sell Out.

5. Listened to no other new albums. Are there any?

6. Currently reading Carl Wilson's Let's Talk About Love book. Kind of surprised at just how little is written about what Celine's music actually sounds like, and how much faith there seems to be that a reader is generally familiar with her work outside of a handful of huge singles on the radio (I preemptively note that a chapter I haven't read yet -- the [EDIT: second-to-]last one -- sez it's going to deal with the album). I mention this because one thing I think the book gets wrong, aside from a (somewhat false-start-ish) framing device that uses the phrase "relativistic rabbit hole" (which instinctively makes my stomach hurt) is the extent to which most people don't know anything about Celine, as a person or as an artist. I guess this is different coming from a Canadian culture (as Carl is) where Quebec means something more close-to-home and tangible (and along these lines, Carl's most interesting insights come in the form of establishing Celine's unique "otherness" as a result of her Quebec heritage -- an otherness that doesn't tend to translate to wider audiences). But to me, the weirdest thing about Celine -- and also the main wall that might stop me from even trying to, say, write a book about her -- is that I just know absolutely nothing about her.

My own take, having something of a personal history with Celine myself (if you were in a middle school choir when Celine started getting big -- c. Titanic -- you probably sang at least one of her songs) is that the general and widespread hatred for Celine (as it manifests itself in the US and Canada and maybe the UK -- another interesting chapter on "global Celine" clarifies how globally limited the hatred really is) is random and mostly improvised, owing to no great organizing "principle" but rather galvanizing all sorts of stray, somewhat disparate attacks floating around mainstream/anti-mainstream culture. The social stuff of words like "sheen" and "schmaltz" -- there's a good chapter on the history of the word and its manifestations, though the assumption that "schmaltz" is primarily Celine's milieu seems a little reductive -- and, also occasionally on display here, words like "pap" and "naff." My guess, even after reading about half the book, is still that people hate Celine because lots of other people hate her, and they hate her because of lots of other people's hatred, etc. The possible "ground zero" of hatred (if there is one, I guess it would have to be her international child stardom) just doesn't seem to me to be at all connected with how the majority of haters hate on her. I didn't even know she was a child star -- to me she came completely out of nowhere and was all of a sudden, seemingly overnight, on the cultural map (and the charts). I'd say that her international success is easy to characterize as non-random after-the-fact, but there's no actual inevitability of such a rise (for every Celine or ABBA there are countless performers and groups and child stars and talent competition winners that go exactly nowhere, even after their major label deals and whatever else).

I know just from a skim through the remaining stuff (the "taste chapters") that I'm going to be uncomfortable with some of the taste-talk, and I may or may not just avoid talking about it here entirely, since I don't want to turn mere hand-wringing into something more like...y'know BLOGSPAT. I think generally the book is scattered enough in its observations and musings that you can sort of take from it what you like, which is a strength -- there are a lot of angles, admittedly not all of which I'm totally on board with, presenting a more in-depth picture of Celine-as-object-of-attention (less so Celine-as-artist) than I've certainly ever read. But I still don't really get what's up with all the fuss about her!

[EDIT: Should note I'm on Chapter 9 of 12...I'm glossing over the taste stuff not because I don't think there are interesting insights here (Carl mentions a Duncan Watts survey I found pretty interesting, for one thing) but that the whole project seems to me a little frustrating: I just feel like the question "what is taste" can't help but produce unsatisfying results. "What's my taste" is a bit more fruitful, not because it's "subjective cuz there is no objectivity GOTCHA" or whatever, but because that's where the DATA is. I just can't imagine a survey that could actually take into account variables of how a given person's taste works, much less how that individual taste translates into a "collective taste" -- these are two separate analyses, one of impressions and loose descriptions/social mapping and the other of the expression of a larger (already-formed) network. The "bridge" between the two involves so many various contingencies and utter randomness that it's impossible not to get mired in speculation, which makes an "investigation" of "how these bridges work," and perhaps even "how THIS PARTICULAR bridge worked" (Celine's bridge, for instance) kind of impossible (in the former case) and at least suspect (in the latter case).

Weirdly, I'm talking about this very thing in the post I just wrote for Cave17; basically, I'm suggesting that the rock-critic narrative largely consists of mapping the "small" to the "big," seeing how we go from a couple of fans to global megastardom, but (1) things don't always happen this way (see: Hannah Montana, Celine Dion) and (2) sometimes when things DO happen this way even though they weren't supposed to (see: Hannah Montana, Celine Dion) we won't really recognize it. E.g., even though Celine has a complex series of events leading to her megastardom, no one recognizes her career as such; likewise, no one really recognizes (yet) how strange it is that "See You Again" became a hit on mainstream radio before Radio Disney even played the damn thing!]


Friday, January 04, 2008

I WATCHED FILMS THIS YEAR!


#9 HOTTIE OF THE YE-AH!!!!! ...Uh, the bear.

The Best Films of the Year in the Order That I Remember Them

Armoured Bear: The Film: Truly mind-boggling. Will actively avoid the original books so that the utter insanity of the cobbled-together scraps will retain its potency. The people I saw this with had a totally sober conversation about its resemblances and lack thereof to the original text. All I could do was babble maniacally about how CRAZY IT WAS. And laugh. **1/2

Grindhouse: Sorry, no splitting. So Tarantino's contribution gets two stars, Rodriguez's contribution gets four stars, and the trailers bump it up to three & a half. ***1/2

Harry Potter Whatever: Damn, these kids are getting old, aren't they? I liked the McCarthyite Wizard and Helena Bonham Carter (all thirteen seconds of her). Didn't so much like: everything responsible for furthering ye olde exposition. SNOOZE. **1/2

No Country For Old Men: Fills the ambiguous genre pastiche w/ half-assed "real world"/"political" pretensions spot that Children of Men filled last year, but is too smart to wildly succeed in spite of itself. Good for the Javier/whatzizface cat 'n' mouse, which admittedly takes up about 70% of the film. Also: Mexican drive-by anticlimax was golden. ***

There Will Be Blood: Just kidding, the preview was sold out so I haven't seen it. But deserves an honorable mention because we got to say "I guess there won't be any blood after all" when we got to the theater. *

28 Weeks Later: Evokes Romero like no other zombie flick I've seen this decade (um, didn't actually see the REAL ROMERO ONE, which I hear is good), in that all characters' survival is up for grabs from about minute ten. Also, the humans kill WAY more humans than the zombies do (actually reminded me a bit of Day of the Dead, which is underrated for its pretty convincing army/zombie nihilism and last-minute gore blast). ***1/2

Superbad: Was this originally called Supergay? I bet it was. Yay for the unavoidable supersexualization of Michael Cera (more effective than Daniel Radcliffe and/or Zac Efron), sexiest teengirlstar of the year by some margin. ***1/2

Ratatouille: Haters missed the point of the critic character's revelation in this one: HE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE SOME REAL FUCKING MONEY AT THIS GIG. I.e., a combination of shameless merchandising (but not frozen food, no, never frozen food) and destroying the impulse to publish any negative (or insightful) criticism. Chatchkas and platitudes = $$$$$$$$$$ = we ("we") have all learned a valuable lesson from this film!!!!! ***

PS, The Beaties' "Ride the Pump, Diabitches!" T-shirts are still available. And so's you can get in on this trend before all the kids won't tell you what it really means, SUPERMANDATHO-style:

"riding the pump" is when you blindly give yourself a boatload of insulin and then eat lots of candy and cake to prevent yourself from going into insulin shock

^This straightforward explanation 4 the fogeys will be ERASED, so commit to memory now.

Knocked Up: I've gotta be honest, this movie really wasn't very good. **1/2

I'm Not There: I've gotta be honest, this movie really wasn't very good. **

Final List:

1. 28 Weeks Later
2. Superbad
3. Grindhouse

---List becomes "qualified approval"

4. Ratatouille
5. ARMOURED BEAH
6. No Country for Old Men
7. After an embarrassing mispronunciation, Harry Potter fails to SUPERMAN dat ho and ends up giving her a good George-Hamilton-style bronzing.

---List becomes "yikes"
8. Do I really have to put KNOCKED UP this high on the list?
9. And the Bob Dylan movie? (I think I'll put LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD here instead.)
10. Did I even see ten movies this year? (I refuse to put Year of the Dog, Because I Said So, or For Your Consideration on this list, even by default.)


Thursday, January 03, 2008

Post-Xmas Xpost

Consider my "Part 2" to my previous year-end musings here written and posted over at a new site started by fellow Fefephile Matt Cibula called Cave 17.

Very excited for this, as some of my favorite and underappreciated writers from Stylus and P4k and ILM are posting there.

As for my own posts there, I'm going to try to force my brain into column-mode to write something a bit more substantial there (what with it looking far classier than the ol' party pit here) and also try to get more conversations going here and elsewhere, since I've been blogging lightly lately.

More 2007 Coverage


Tuesday, January 01, 2008

2008

2008, DIABITCHES

Songs of Joy:
Addictive f. T2 - Gonna Be Mine
Annie - I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Brandy - Right Here (Departed)
Cassie - Is It You; Turn the Lights Off
Cupid - 369
Taio Cruz - Come On Girl
Cut Copy - Lights and Music
Miley Cyrus - Fly on the Wall
Maria Daniela Y Su Sonido Lasser - Dame Mas
Danity Kane - Pretty Boy; Bad Girl
DJ Drama f. Many People - 5,000 Ones
Duffy - Mercy
Missy Elliott - Best Best
Hercules and Love Affair - Blind
Van Hunt - Turn My TV On
The Feeling - I Thought It Was Over
Filly - Sweat (The Drip Drop Song)
Flo Rida - Low
Goldfrapp - A&E
Wynter Gordon - Surveillance
Kenna - Say Goodbye to Love [2007]
Sean Kingston - Take You There
Solange Knowles - Sandcastle Disco
Marit Larsen - If a Song Could Get Me You
Ryan Leslie - Diamond Girl
Lex - You Came [2007]
Lykke Li - I'm Good I'm Gone; Little Bit
Lil' Mama - L.I.F.E.
Lil' Wayne - A Milli
Lindsay Lohan - Bossy
Krystal Meyers - Make Some Noise; Beautiful Tonight
MGMT - Time to Pretend
Allison Moorer - Mockingbird
Ne-Yo - Closer
Karina Pasian - Baby Baby, 16 at War
Dolly Parton - Jesus and Gravity
The Presets - Yippiyo-Ay
Jordan Pruitt - I'm Gone
R. Kelly - Son of a Bitch
Ray J f. Yung Berg - Sexy Can I
Santogold - L.E.S. Artistes, Lights Out
Scooter - The Question Is What Is the Question
September - Cry for You
Ashlee Simpson - Outta My Head
Snoop Dogg f. Robyn - Sexual Eruption (remix)
Soulja Boy - YAHHH TRICK YAHHHH
Jordin Sparks f. Chris Brown - No Air
Jazmine Sullivan - Fear; Bust Your Windows
Supergrass - Bad Blood
Teyana Taylor - Google Me
Max Tundra - Which Song
Tying Tiffany - I Wanna Be Your mp3
Vanilla Hudge - First Bad Habit
VIC - Wobble
VIC f. Soulja Boy - Get Silly
Kanye West - Flashing Lights
Wiley - Wearing My Rolex

Feeling of LIKE-LIKE
1. Erykah Badu - New Amerykah Part One (4th World War)
2. Dolly Parton - Backwoods Barbie
3. Randy Newman - Harps and Angels
4. Marit Larsen - The Chase
5. CSS - Donkey
6. Ashlee Simpson - Bittersweet World
7. Danity Kane - Welcome to the Dollhouse
8. Jazmine Sullivan - Fearless
9. Veronicas - Hook Me Up [2007 AUS]
10. Krystal Meyers - Make Some Noise
11. The Very Best - Very Best Mixtape
12. Solange - Sol-Angel and the Hadley St. Dreams
13. The Do - A Mouthful
14. Lil' Mama - VYP: Voice of the Young People
15. Studio - Yearbook 2
16. Joan as Police Woman - To Survive
17. Leona Lewis - Spirit
18. Lil' Wayne - The Carter 3
19. Black Mountain - In the Future
20. Britta Persson - Kill Hollywood Me

Eyeing 20
B-52s - Funplex
Booka Shade - The Sun and the Neon Light
Mariah Carey - E=MC2
Taio Cruz - Departure
Maria Daniela Y Su Sonido Lasser - Jeventud En Extasis
Destroyer - Trouble in Dreams
Dungen - 4
Efdemin - s/t
Grouper - Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill
Hercules and Love Affair - s/t
K'naan - Dusty Foot Philosopher
Karina - First Love
The Knux - Remind Me in Three Days
Alex Moulton - Exodus
Conor Oberst - s/t
R. Kelly - 12 Play Fourth Quarter
The Roots - Rising Down
September - s/t [US 2008]
Sam Sparro - s/t
Britney Spears - Circus
Marnie Stern - This Is It and Etc.
Supergrass - Diamond Hoo Ha
Max Tundra - Parallax Error Beheads You
The Week That Was - s/t
Kanye West - 808s and Heartbreak
Wiley - Grime Wave
VIC - Beast

Disqualified for Sanity
Beyonce - I Am...Sasha Fierce [first disc]
Digitalism - Kitsune Tabloid mix
Diplo/Santogold - Top Ranking
Rex the Dog - The Rex the Dog Show
Taylor Swift - Live from Soho + all live appearances
Steinski - What Does It All Mean? 1983-2006
V/A - Step Up 2 OST

Feeling of like, "like":
A-Trak - Running Man
Annie - Don't Stop
David Banner - The Greatest Story Ever Told
Brandy - Human
Breeders - Mountain Battles
Nick Cave - Dig Lazarus Dig
No Age - Nouns
Dirtbombs - We Have You Surrounded
dj/rupture - Uproot
Duffy - Rockferry
El Guincho - Alegranza
The Feeling - Join with Us
Gang Gang Dance - Saint Dymphna
Girl Talk - Feed the Animals
Al Green - Lay It Down
Jonny Greenwood - There Will Be Blood OST
Van Hunt - Popular
Jesus H. Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse - Happier Than You
Keak da Sneak - Deified
Kenna - Make Sure They See My Face [2007]
Sonya Kitchell - This Storm
Kleerup - s/t
Lady Gaga - The Fame
The Last Shadow Puppets - Age of the Understatement
Lykke Li - Youth Novels
Jamie Lidell - Jim
Lindstrom - Where You Go I Go Too
Little Jackie - The Stoop
Lloyd - Lessons in Love
Magnetic Fields - Distortion
Allison Moorer - Mockingbird
Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride
Ne-Yo - Year of the Gentleman
Panic! At the Disco - Pretty. Odd.
The Presets - Apocalypso
Jordan Pruitt - Permission to Fly
Santogold - s/t
Ruby Suns - Sea Lion
Taylor Swift - Fearless
Gym Class Heroes - The Quilt
Shugo Tokumaru - Exit
Torche - Meanderthal
TVOTR - Dear Science Guy
Vivan Girls - s/t
Wale - The Mixtape About Nothing
Yeasayer - All Hour Cymbals
YMCK - Family Genesis
Tata Young - One Love

Feeling of [undecided]:
The Bug - London Zoo
Clinic - Do It
Fuck Buttons - Street Horrsing
Ratatat - LP3

Feeling of [file missing]
Alphabeat - s/t
Andre 3000 - Alter Ego mixtape
BYOP - Get Awkward
Bloc Party - Intimacy
Blog 27 - Before We Die
Cadence Weapon - Afterparty Babies
Constantines - Kensington Heights
Cheri Dennis - In and Out of Love
Miley Cyrus - Breakout
Daedelus - Love to Make Music To
Devotchka - A Mad and Faithful Telling
The Dodos - Visiter
Eminelton - Eminem and Elton John
Fleet Foxes - s/t
Glass Candy - Beatbox
Girlicious - s/t
Gutter Twins - Saturnalia
Hot Chip - Made in the Dark
Janet Jackson - Discipline
Jeremy Jay - A Place Where We Could Go
Scarlett Johansson - Anywhere I Lay My Head
Killers - Day & Age
Los Campesinos - Hold On Now Youngster
MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
The Music Tapes - For Clouds and Tornadoes
Notwist - The Devil, You + Me
Katy Perry - Catchy (Kill Yourself)
Kelley Polar - I Need You to Hold on while the Sky Is Falling
Prima J - s/t
R.E.M. - Accelerate
RZA - Digi Snacks
She and Him - Vol. 1
Spiritualized - Songs in A&E
Stereolab - Chemical Chords
Subtle - ExitingARM
Sugababes - Catfights and Spotlights
Thalisha - Ear Candy
The-Dream - Love/Hate
Times New Viking - Rip It Off
Tokyo Police Club - Elephant Shell
Vampire Weekend - s/t
Vanilla Hudge - Identified
The Verve - Forth
The Walkmen - You and Me
Why? - Alopecia
Brian Wilson - That Lucky Old Sun

Feeling of processing:
Brittini Black - Good Happens
Deerhoof - Offend Maggie
t.A.T.u. - Happy Smiles
V/A - Steppas' Delight

Soon to be Feeling?:
The Beaties - Ride the Pump
Cassie - Connecticut Waitress
Janelle Monae - Metropolis Pt. Whatever
Sara Paxton - The Ups and Downs

OVERLOOKED IN 2007?!?!?!?! (w/ tier status)
Ciara - The Evolution (1st tier)
Gym Class Heroes - As Cruel as Schoolchildren (2nd tier)
Sean Kingston - s/t (2nd tier)
Ne-Yo - Because of You (3rd tier+)
Kelly Rowland - Ms. Kelly (3rd tier+)
Stooges - The Weirdness (3rd tier+)
Robin Thicke - The Evolution of... (2nd tier)