I'm utterly overwhelmed with the glut of good Rihanna commentary -- not least from Rihanna herself! -- so instead I will post a poem of some of the most frequently uttered words and phrases on the new Rihanna album. Ahem.
Oh...come on in.
Your turn, play. Wait...
Ah, so hard, so hard. Won't let up.
Stupid, stupid, stupid. Not stupid. Stupid.
I told ya. (Uh oh.) Oh, baby. I'm a...
Gun. Heart. You can see.
Fire. Lovers. Brakes. Fire. Can't wait.
Want want want. Want want want. Tonight. Take it. Love me.
Shoulda been, coulda been. All I've got. Nothing.
Sweet, lick, bang. I'm with you. Down for life.
Te amo. Hands, eyes, waist. Dance. She. No. I love you.
Cold. Crime. Outlines. Love. Wake me up when it's over.
The last song, the last song you'll ever hear. Perfect. Oh...